The Fellatio Thread

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I speak engrish.

This thread is hilarious!!! The part about "how can you type with all the bj's you are getting?" was pure gold!...GOLD!!!

And Rhett with his...um, stuff he says...lol. Rhett if you weren't such a silly Brit, I would almost say I like you. nudge nudge wink wink

say no more...

I agree with you though good sir. I rather appreciate when a dame asks instead of me having to get her attention... Not that I don't mind, but it's always much easier when she goes about her business without so much as a mention. That is a major benifit of a girlfriend. Plus we've been together for so long, I think she is a pro...

oh God, I hate it when a guy hints he wants it.. if we wanna/are in the mood to give it we'll do it..

so, I like to hear you want it more when she wants to give it

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Oh yea man, it's not just a mouth deal...It's all about the "act of". If the girl wants to do it, and initiates it, she is probably going to be very into it.... Which is mega hot.

I should hope so. It sucks when people start things they don't intend on finishing. like wtf is that.

I know right! Shit... I hate that... I know her jaw gets tired but man.... It is not cool to just lose interest half way, and then stop to do wtf ever right at the moment of truth...

yeah, but it's hard work!!

Bah, I have cut the little piece of skin that keeps my tongue attached to the bottom of my mouth so many times.... At least you don't draw blood when you are doing your thing...At least I hope not.

:shock: whhaaa... ok, no, I don't think so. I would freak if I did.

I don't think just you would freak out.... heh

what really helps is if you date a girl who is just the right size for your seamonster... and she's also a good sport about having her mouth measurements taken, and having it photographed from many angles. then when you're scouting for future talent, you have a handydandy reference guide in your pocket that you can peek before making your move.

This thread is hilarious!!! The part about "how can you type with all the bj's you are getting?" was pure gold!...GOLD!!!

And Rhett with his...um, stuff he says...lol. Rhett if you weren't such a silly Brit, I would almost say I like you. nudge nudge wink wink

say no more...

say no more is right. who you callin a silly Brit? my silly ass in Canuck!

Well then. I take back the brit bit. For some strange reason I thought you were from there.... whatever. Just sillyness.

that's better. general silliness is better than specific silliness when the silliness is misplaced. just don't call me General Silliness, that's a title that doesn't command a lot of respect for some reason

Unless of course you were a real General in the Silliness army.... But I doubt that would happen...as such an army does not exist.

one never knows...

Hahaha! You spent a lot of time doing that. You must be really bored...or drunk.