Shortest "Relationship"
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mine, 4 days. I was 13 and those were the days.
a half an hour. beat that.
a half an hour. beat that.
ladies and gentleman.. we have a winner!
*bows*
Damn, a half hour? I cant beat that.
A day is my shortest.
*bows*
what happened dudey? got together then changed your mind?
a half an hour. beat that.
I could probably match that but not beat it...didn't have a stop watch on it or anything. Plus, it was decades ago. 
It was retarded. The other person said I love you and I ran.
It was retarded. The other person said I love you and I ran.
:| jeebus, ran fast i hope!
Oh jeebus. lol.
Yes maam I did!
altho if youd stuck around you probably would have been married within the hour and pregnant within the day
lol, mine was at a party and I met a girl...she seemed cool and I wanted her to be my gf, she agreed...then I realized that she wasn't my type at all and that I was just under the influence so I changed my mind. :|
and divorced within the week 
Hahahaha. You are probably right!
HOLD THAT AWARD.
mine was under a half hour.
I was doing this movie in Toronto. tiny role. while they're setting up the shot, they've got music playing, and being a ham, I start dancing, and this girl starts dancing at the same time. so we start dancing together, and since there are like 100 people around, some of them notice and start egging us on, so we start totally hamming up the dancing.
after several minutes, music ends, we stop, and they have to start over with the shot setup, so we break. the girl and I find a shadow, and make out like a pair of dogs licking the salt from a person's hand. she starts getting really emotional, like we're long-lost lovers... I'm not quite there, but I'm starting to get really attracted to her... maybe ten minutes into this, she goes for a home run - not sex, she goes for the lifetime together thing, and asks if I want kids (I was 19 at the time), and if I'm a Mormon. I say that kids are cool, but I don't really think about it and she's okay with that. but when I say that I'm not a mormon, it takes her about 15 seconds to be walking the other direction with a "that's too bad."
by the time I got my senses together and walked back to our initial spot, she's quietly dancing to herself, off in her little world again.
estimated time, 20 minutes.
*claps* we have 20 minutes! now is anyone going to top this?
Im actually, in it right now. Im dumping his ass 2morrow. We've been at it for 6 days.
But my shortest was like ten minutes I swear.
- knew the guy for long time
- thought we'd be a good match
- good nine minutes
- tells me he wants me to braid his pubic hair!
WTF was that!?!?
I never saw him after that. I thought he was a frickin' wierdo.
Im actually, in it right now. Im dumping his ass 2morrow.
see you tomorrow, then
4 days...then he got a haircut and i was like... 
....
You dumped a guy over his haircut!?
:| :shock: 