Shortest "Relationship"

perhaps he shaved his head, revealing tattoos of his former love, David Hasselhoff

Oh Rhett! You just made up that story to beat me.

Oh Rhett! You just made up that story to beat me.

Lo, I would never beat you.

ok, maybe I would, but only with a feather whip and satin chains. and maybe some really fuzzy pillows.

We should date and count down to how fast we break up.

you're a really nice girl, but I just don't think it's working out for me.

maybe we should see other people...

Dumping me already? Even before we date. Geesh! OK. You win.

it's not you, it's me

You damn straight it's you not me. :trout:

hm, but does that qualify as a relationship? I've certainly gone on some first dates that ended in short amounts of time (maybe an hour or two) when it was obvious that things weren't going to work out. my little 20-min thing was different because we had this instant attraction and energy, so it seemed like it was going to go on for awhile... like at least 3 hours

besides, if you and I went on a blind date, I wouldn't know if I should expect Alizee or Petra.

(and why haven't you signed onto the map thing yet?)

I should change my avatar then. I am not Alizee nor Petra.

oh. I thought we had to have a picture of ourselves as our avatar.

so which supermodel are you, then?

Rhett that story up above sounds like it came out of porn but you took out the sex.

I would dump a guy over a hair cut... what's the name of that hair cut that was "cool" in the 80s? With the short and long layers. wtf was that. make up your mind! Is it long or is it short that you want?

yeah, good idea make a fake break up to bet us all.

I love it when you get all jealous

Uh no I'm not .. honestly, this is the wrong kind of thing to get jealous about - I'd rather have the longest relationship providing that it be a good one.

Rhett that story up above sounds like it came out of porn but you took out the sex.

I would dump a guy over a hair cut... what's the name of that hair cut that was "cool" in the 80s? With the short and long layers. wtf was that. make up your mind! Is it long or is it short that you want?

yeah, good idea make a fake break up to bet us all.

I think you mean a mullet. Like MacGyver had.

yeah .. that's the one . My ex was all into ac/dc and the 80 ... anything not current and when he said he wanted to get one before prom ... I was like "you're going to have to find another date if you do that, I'm not kidding!!"

You dumped a guy over his haircut!?

:| :shock:

he had amazing hair and i'm afraid that was the only thing he has as ''amazing''.

perhaps he shaved his head, revealing tattoos of his former love, David Hasselhoff

my shortest "relationship" was 5 days long. we felt that the feelings didn't grow and i think it was a good decision... I'm not someone who wants many relationships, i had, included that one 4 of them and that's enough.

kisses etc. are possible out of relationships anyway, so why make big promises to the "partner". I have learned that this only hurts.

i was about to say one week was my shortest..

but after reading rhett's and lolita's stories i better keep my mouth shut

meh, I've had so many "relationships"... basically, I had to dip my foot in every pool and test the waters to find out who I didn't like, and who I really didn't like. The thing is, it's always best to dump as soon as you know it's going to be shitty - for sure. So, I agree with roude_red.