Shortest "Relationship"

I just told my story to a friend the other day, and he said that he apparently went out with this woman for 2 days, and they were both completely drunk off their gourds, and finally passed out... when someone asked him about the girl he was with, he had no memory of her at all. so someone asked the girl, and she didn't remember a thing either. so perhaps that's the shortest one ever, it lasted zero seconds in their minds

possibly, so who told you the story to your friend .. who knew

Sometimes you don't even need to be drunk to not know someone thinks they're going out with you... or maybe they are infact right and you said yes to them without really paying attention...

these two met at a party that lots of my friends went to, so plenty of people there knew them

ahh, that makes sense.. some friends won't even tell you one when things like that happen. You might become an inside joke one day, you never know.

well, we could see that they were hammered like cheap nails when they left the party together (in a cab, luckily), and we didn't hear from them for a couple of days. hmmmm

lot's of NOOKIE going on

well, I don't think anyone knows. and when you're that drunk, I doubt it's really nookie

yeah, you just burst my bubble.. that was the shortest relationship ever

or

maybe it was the longest non-relationship ever

let the philosophers congregate...

right

worst one would have to be my last one

as in the shortest?

7 day or so don't remember

that's not so short. you need to work on something way shorter if you want to gain loads of respect in here. I'd suggest driving NE, perhaps I can help you with your problem... :evil:

a couple hours

actually, no... nah... this sucks

what sucks, reesy?

everything

I disagree with that. there's a lot of good stuff out there.

not really

yeah, I promise there is.

although I know all of us have felt like there isn't at times.

it's out there waiting for you