The best sex

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Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
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#1

All very different circumstances, pick one!

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#2

wake up sex ? no way...

Break up sex ? If i'm the one willing to break up: no way either !

So make up sex it is !

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Trampy McBitch
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#3

make up sex for sure, im with taben on the wake up sex front *shudder*

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#4

Make-up sex.

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#5

wake up sex

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#6

wake up...who the hell has breakup sex??

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#7

the mole people (joke)

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found my love on this SITE(Rhett!)!! gone to celebra
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#8

oh, wake me up.

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#9

" I love you" sex

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#10

that like, TOTALLY doesn't rhyme.

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#11

and the sex loves you .. i`m sure

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#12

make up sex

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#13

uh wake-up sex ... NO way JOSE ... have you ever heard of MORNING breath? it's terrible!

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#14

when both people have morning breath, it's not that bad. maybe my ship doesn't sink, but women don't usually mind kissing me in the morning. my theory is that we're both stinky, so it doesn't make a diff

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#15

I can't ... I'm sorry... I would be the kind of girl that would brush my teeth and come back to bed before my lover wakes up

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#16

well, then plan to wake up 5 minutes before me.

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#17

ok baby! you got it!

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#18

or maybe keep a, um, Head Nurse on call in the morning. or an oral hygienist. or something. hm, maybe this belongs in the Fantasy thread...

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#19

.. but don't it here just makes it feel more naughty *whispers* keep talking

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I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same
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#20

Right now, I'd settle for any kind of sex.

And what do you mean by break-up sex, some kind of grudge-fuck?

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