The best sex

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Keeper of the Crayons

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#41

I've been single for a while. Not having sex "on tap" kinda sucks.

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#42

I hear you.

Sex on tap?

Yeah, bottled sex sucks.

Rogue

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#43

SS... you are always all like "I don't have sex" ... go get sex and come back and tell us about it already!

Keeper of the Crayons

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#44

I hear you.
Sex on tap?

Yeah, bottled sex sucks.

dude, bottled rules but the tap never dries

Trampy McBitch

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#45

SS... you are always all like "I don't have sex" ... go get sex and come back and tell us about it already!

lets all chip in and buy him a hooker!

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#46

SS... you are always all like "I don't have sex" ... go get sex and come back and tell us about it already!

It's been a while, but sex still requires a second person, right?

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#47

SS... you are always all like "I don't have sex" ... go get sex and come back and tell us about it already!

lets all chip in and buy him a hooker!

I can afford my own hired help, thank you.

But I have this crazy thing where I want to have sex with a girl that actually wants me, and not the little wad of cash I pay up front.

Retired Scoundrel

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#48

that's it.

I'm going to get SS a professional, alright.

one free tutoring session from the maestro. coming to a theater near you! (the european theater)

Keeper of the Crayons

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#49

SS... you are always all like "I don't have sex" ... go get sex and come back and tell us about it already!
lets all chip in and buy him a hooker!

*dons the shirt and latex jock straps*

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#50

Are you going to show me the ways of the Force?

Keeper of the Crayons

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#51

I don't do rape

Retired Scoundrel

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#52

that was a beautiful unintentional non-sequitor

Keeper of the Crayons

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#53

meh

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#54

I don't do rape

Rogue

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#55

you hear that .. he's not going to rape you... congrads

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#56

(Y) nice new set.

The Ninja you love to hate!

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#57

Morning sex is good because as a man, I am naturaly ready, and when shewakes up and sees, she is really aroused for some unknown reason. And as for the breakup sex question, hte only break up sex I've had was a last stand effort to get me to be with her again... And then she cried and made me feel like shit... I hate it when girls cry.

Michelle the Belle

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#58

anything but wakeup..cause even though i might look like i'm awake it takes a me a while to ACTUALLy wake up..if that made any sence

The Ninja you love to hate!

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#59

I totally understand. It usually takes me 2 hours to fully awaken, but if I wake up with a girl riding me, I tend to wake up pretty quick! haha!

Michelle the Belle

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#60

nah i'm not the kinda girl to hop on and ride..he wishes

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