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Oh, my bad.

that would be cool waking up at 8 PM though
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idk abt. that ![]()

like that time i slept for two days....that was fun, my family thought i was in a coma ![]()

u slept for 2 days??? ![]()

yeah, years ago....i was tired as fuck ![]()

dang ![]()

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whoa, its like deja vu ![]()

*In Bill & Ted voice* Whoooaaa... ![]()

hahaha, that what i was going for ![]()

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I'd be lying if I said I wasnt ![]()

A honest man (Y)

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Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
and
Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.

Hey! You used this line before ![]()

maybe im a pirate ![]()

That's not fair. You can't recycle lines!!!!

they applied didnt they? ![]()