Pick-up Lines

... Ok, I think the name says it all.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. (I know it's sooo wrong)

I like every bone in your body especially mine. ( " " )

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Can I flirt with you?

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Some favourites:

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

aw, this gonna be a good thread :evil:

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

I'm going to use that tomorrow. Fuck yeah.

My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you?

Me: Ahhh...no

My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows:

Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_<

My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky

Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky

My ex-bf:

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

I'm going to use that tomorrow. Fuck yeah.

A variation: "I really like that dress you wearing. I think it would look great next to my bed :brows: "

My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you?

Me: Ahhh...no

My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows:

Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_<

My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky

Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky

My ex-bf:

I LOVE that Irish bit.

heres another:

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I found that when i was playing around with my b/f one day, he has a few funny ones.. this one and the "word of the day is legs" one are my ultimate favourites.

hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere

anyways,

• Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
  
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  
• Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns!
  
• If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!
  
• Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
  
• You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
  
• Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
  
• When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you.
  

You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency?

Other: Yea sure, what's wrong?

You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.

aight thats enough cheesy pickup lines for now

• Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?
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I got that once

One Night Stand Girl - Hey...Do you know where your house is?

Me: Uhmm Yes

One Night Stand Girl - Can I take you there?

Me: Uhmm Yes

I was really caught off guard..

Eventually she took me to her house

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just come back a second time?

Don't use pick-up lines, kids.

heh.. Wow, I must say those are way out of my league for pick-up lines. =P I've only heard of one, and I thought it was cute..

Girl: Do you have a bandaid?

Boy: No, why?

Girl: Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

.. Yeahhh.. haha

Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not.

well it make good comedy for movies

Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not.

a lot of people used those on me :trout:

Does anyone ever really use this stuff? I hope not.

a lot of people used those on me :trout:

Then they probably have a good reason for doing so :brows:

hmm, coulda sworn there was a thread on this somewhere

really ... I tried looking it up but nothing came up and a lot of the threads in this section have missleading names/titles. I hope there isn't one already because I put some thought into this one

I wouldn't use any of these on anyone, unless I already knew them a bit and if I were trying to break the ice a little to get into some more serious flirting action. :evil:

My ex-bf: So ****, you got any Irish in you?

Me: Ahhh...no

My ex-bf: Would you like some? :brows:

Me: You just totally ruin your chances of me sleeping with you <_<

My ex-bf: Oh c'mon I was joking. You know you are my chicky

Me: Just b/c you have a cock doesn't mean I am a chicky

My ex-bf:

:rofl:

One I had like 100 times:

''My legs so hurt. Would you like to massage my foot... without your clothes on?''

Honestly

do we get to see the recipient of so many pick-up lines? :brows: you and rogue are like queen of the pick-up lines

Straight to the Point: When you have to know, now.

Most of those are lame, but some are great. I was just too lazy to copy paste them <_<