Pick-up Lines

Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. (Y)

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

omg there's sopme classic ones on that page :rofl:

awesome page:

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

Oh ... remember this one:

Excuse me, did we go to different highschools together?

Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. (Y)

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

omg there's sopme classic ones on that page :rofl:

Fancy a fuck?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

I fancy a ...

I'm thinking of going to a city where I don't know anybody...and just try a couple of those. I'll keep ya'll posted on which one works

I read what you wrote as if it were a pick up line because i just assumed .. that didn't work lol

If that would work on a girl, she'd be extremely easy. You probably would not even have to use a pickup line.

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?

another one I had a million times with this look :brows:

I'm thinking of going to a city where I don't know anybody...and just try a couple of those. I'll keep ya'll posted on which one works

are you tired?

why?

cause you've been running though my mind all day...

this thread is great! yaya for cheesi-ness!

Let's go get liquored up and rape each other. (Y)

:rofl: omfg that one is way too hilarious :rofl: :rofl:

Love this thread never heard those... thank god... my guys were more intelligent

Here's one:

Guy: You wanna go back to to my place, eat pizza and fuck?

Girl: No.

Guy: Why? Don't you like pizza?

.. hahah I've heard that one.

Everyone knows sex isn't a suitable dessert after pizza...

no kidding lol

hm i go with the easy ones:

"hey angel, how's heaven?"

weaksauce.

funny thread tho'

Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeous

Mcgorgeous ...