Pick-up Lines

weaksauce.

funny thread tho'

Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeous

yeah but most of the lines really don't work in reality..

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.

did that happen to you recently? :brows:

geez yes :|

oh believe me more than just once

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

hm i go with the easy ones:

"hey angel, how's heaven?"

yea, I got this one :yuckky:

how apt

geez yes :|

oh believe me more than just once

bahahahahahaha

were they from the same group or something?

My cousin uses one that always works for him.

He goes up to a girl and says: "If an ugly brown 24 year old single guy came up to you and asked for your number, would you give it to him?"

He's goodlooking but 98% always says yes.

how does that work? :lost:

Very well..if I look at his succesrate

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me.

I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future.

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute?

Very well..if I look at his succesrate

I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me.

well, I wonder why :trout: but i cannot klnow since i never saw you :trout: that's not fair :trout:

I've posted my picture in the picturethread before though. Guess I'm not memorable enough for you to remember me

I did?

Damn. I feel really really stupid But maybe I didn't see it? Or did I comment it

I'm sorry

I don't remember

But they're still up at page 410+

*goes searching*

Found it?

this is the lamest one i have ever heard

You: hey, what's you height?

Me: (says what is the height)

You: really?

Me: yea,why?

You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart

I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute?

I actually laughed the first time I heard it, but haha it's still lame

"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"