Are you .....

Yes

are you chained?

I'm not telling you  

Are you looking for a escape and turn the night into day?  

yes

are you in love with an old fat ugly woman?

No  

Are you?  

4 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

No  

good for you

No

Are you the new king of rock'n'roll?

Yes  

Are you 100% objective?  

Yes

are you eating ramitas 20 times a day?

No. I had no ramitas today  

Are you suffering the revenge of the pigs?

Yes

are you about to get enlightened?

Yes  

Are you enlightened? 

No ....I'm also about to get enlightened

are you going to be enlightened first?

Obviously  

Are you inventing fugues?  

No ... I did this when I was little

are you short of superlatives to describe your awesomeness?

Yes, of course  

Are you? 

Oh for sure

Are you sleepy atm?

No

Are you thinking faster than the speed of light?

Yes   

Are you moving faster than sound?  

yes

are you the fastest, strongest, more powerful male in South America?

Yes  

(Me saying this doesn't make it necessarily true  )

Are you a genius?