Are you .....
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Evidently 
Are you the paragon of not answering?
Yes
are you wearing blue jeans?
Yes.
Are you not wanting to wash the dishes? 
Yes
are you a farm owner?
Yes
are you interesting in science?
yes
are you the guy Alessandra Ambrosio is cheating on her husband with?
I wish
Are you a Queen of The Stone Age?
Spoiler
No
are you a chauvinistic male pig?
Of course not
Are you a mule?
No ..........bitch
are you a combination of mule, pig and worm?
No
are you a pregnant dog (bitch)?
No
Are you confused by all these weird questions?
No, I adapt. 
Are you colorblind?
No
Are you on steroids?
No.... they make your wiener shrink.
Are you being lazy right now?
Yes.
Are you insinuating some of previous questions are weird? 
Yes 
Are you hungry?
YES!!
Are you feeling lazy to cook?
No 
Are you like Russia?
What?
Are you excited for the VSFS?