Are you .....

Nope

Are you?

No .... I give zero fraks

are you planning to visit any exotic destinations?

Maybe

Are you?

Yes!

Are you watching tv?

Yes.... football

Are you hungover?

No I don't drink alcohol so

Are you putting up a tree this year?

Nope

Are you a fan of scary movies?

No

are you planning to buy a new house?

No

Are you planning for your retirement?

Nooooooo!

are you the most intelligent person in the place you work?

I have no idea.

Are you a classy person?

That's a question everybody answers with a yes

are you a fast chatter?

Yes

Are you a good friend?

to a couple of people yes

are you a vampire pretending to be a human?

I'm not telling you  

Are you a Zombie Queen?

No

Are you an overkill?

Yes  

Are you a music addict?  

yes

are you a miracle?

Maybe  

Are you procrastinating something?  

Yes

Are you reading my mind?