The Farting in Front of Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Thread

I think Robin Williams touched upon this topic in Good Will Hunting.

Guys and girls, what's your position on this controversial matter? Is it ever acceptable? Does it depend on the circumstances?

Thats the grossest thing ive ever heard. Under no circumstances unless it smells good .You'll always know your gonna fart so...get a room.

The worst farts are the "silent but deadly" types... you don't notice anything but the next thing you know, you're lying on the floor gasping for air, spewing out your insides :x

^ Indeed

Oh man, Robin Williams' wife in Good Will Hunting was so loud, she woke the dog up!

Dammit...today I was walking on the trainplatform and walked behind a cute girl. I don't think she noticed that somebody was walking behind her because she farted pretty loud. It also had a nasty sound, as if a little bit of faeces had stuck to her pants. The look on her face when I said "what the fuck" was just priceless...

that's gold (Y) :rofl:

Dammit...today I was walking on the trainplatform and walked behind a cute girl. I don't think she noticed that somebody was walking behind her because she farted pretty loud. It also had a nasty sound, as if a little bit of faeces had stuck to her pants. The look on her face when I said "what the fuck" was just priceless...

:|

The worst farts are the "silent but deadly" types... you don't notice anything but the next thing you know, you're lying on the floor gasping for air, spewing out your insides :x

:rofl:

And the dead victim could never find the murderer..... it was a great plan.... :|

indeed

*attempts to master the art of fart*

*attempts to master the art of fart*

:shock: *runs*

two words:

pussy farts

:rofl: :rofl:

PUssy farts? meaning?

PUssy farts? meaning?

WEAK !!!

lol ... umm

you know ... when you have sex because of the penetration action it causes the 'woman' to retain air and when it escapes it just happens to sound like a fart

lol ... umm

you know ... when you have sex because of the penetration action it causes the 'woman' to retain air and when it escapes it just happens to sound like a fart

Did you ask how old Demi is yet ?

i know ... she's young... hence 91. Ok ... maybe she shouldn't read that earlier post

i know ... she's young... hence 91. Ok ... maybe she shouldn't read that earlier post

one of my friends and his girlfriend used to fart ON each other! close to the face! they liked that.