The Farting in Front of Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Thread
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two words:pussy farts
I hate them 
You really got the lingo down, don't you?
yes, I try
two words:pussy farts
I hate them
i concur... they are terrible and they really kill the mood.
You can't control it! Especially if you were having sex doggy-style. It happens! Most guys understand. Though I hate it when that happens. I just burst into giggles.
What was once a wholesome topic has now become drenched in dirrrty talk.
Carry on.
You can't control it! Especially if you were having sex doggy-style. It happens! Most guys understand. Though I hate it when that happens. I just burst into giggles.
yeahhhh ... and the sad thing is that doggy is my absolute favourite ...
i concur... they are terrible and they really kill the mood.
exactly, I always try to ignore them, but it's just so embarassing ._.
You can't control it! Especially if you were having sex doggy-style. It happens! Most guys understand. Though I hate it when that happens. I just burst into giggles.
yeah ._. They do, but I still feel uncomfortable.
I find them quite entertaining 
toilet humour 
Frederick! 
They say the ultimate sign of intimacy is knowing the smell of each other's farts.
oh lord!
there are 3 weeks ago i read a very funny thread about it. i laughed so hard, it made my day.
pretty sure it was a troll but so funny.
the boyfriend ate "strange" food at his girlfriend' parent's lunch and spent all the evening to fart and at first, with his girlfriend, they laughed about the situation but after few minutes, they were in the bed and he asked a blowjob and because of it, he half "killed" his girlfriend and make her sick but he told her that she shouldn't complain because it was the ultimacy proof of love 
if you understand french, this thread is awesome! :evil:
http://forum.doctissimo.fr/psychologie/amo...et_167095_1.htm
Frederick!
Baby, this thread is really old! I can't help it if my ancient crap threads get routinely bumped!
Hold me.
Quifs or pussy farts shouldn't count... Recently, within this month I farted while walking by my bf.. He was sitting and it was literally in his face. It was comletely unexpected and un intentional. I laughed so hard!!! It was the noisy kind with no scent. I'm human, I pass gas - sorry.
^Nice one
Pussy farts are great. Making love doesn't exclude the right to have a good laugh
But REAL farts during sex... OMG... Can't say it hasn't happened to me 
I love this thread!
Smells like fart spirit...
Farting just happens (Agree with you Moiselles) and u can have a good laugh because of it from time to time