The Farting in Front of Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Thread
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one of my friends and his girlfriend used to fart ON each other! close to the face! they liked that.
, i'm glad they dont poop on each other.
This thread has exceeded my expectations.
Carry on!
You have to thank me !
Excellent work. Bravo!
since it's in the love and sex section ... I think pussy-farts fit in this category perfectly. I mean ... that's the only time it's actually "ok" to fart with an excuse that isn't as embarrasing ... i mena it's not our fault!
I think that if you're with your partner for a long period of time and even living together, you're bound to burp/fart/pussy fart in front of one another. It's just how it is. While I prefer not to fart in front of my boyfriend if I can help it, there are just times where it can't be stopped. We're all human. Women aren't walking goddesses that don't sweat or burp or pass gas or poop. Even supermodels do a #2!
one of my friends and his girlfriend used to fart ON each other! close to the face! they liked that.
:rofl: ohmygosh that's gold! 
one of my friends and his girlfriend used to fart ON each other! close to the face! they liked that.
You never know :|
Even supermodels do a #2!
But they don't eat 
one of my friends and his girlfriend used to fart ON each other! close to the face! they liked that.
You never know :|
:rofl: .......my bad, meh baas.... 
Dammit...today I was walking on the trainplatform and walked behind a cute girl. I don't think she noticed that somebody was walking behind her because she farted pretty loud. It also had a nasty sound, as if a little bit of faeces had stuck to her pants. The look on her face when I said "what the fuck" was just priceless...
:rofl:
hahahaha... poor girl!
Even supermodels do a #2!But they don't eat
:laugh:loolll 
yeahhh!
Dammit...today I was walking on the trainplatform and walked behind a cute girl. I don't think she noticed that somebody was walking behind her because she farted pretty loud. It also had a nasty sound, as if a little bit of faeces had stuck to her pants. The look on her face when I said "what the fuck" was just priceless...
hahahaha... poor girl!
This was one of those times that I just didn't think before I said something 
euuuuuuuuuuuw....i cant believe someone made a thread of this! :|
"women aren't supposed to douche, fart, sweat, use tampons or have hair in places they shouldnt"....dont you watch sex and the city?....they shouldnt talk about it either.
When you say pussy farting....does that mean like when the guy is f-ing you and it makes that sound or like actualy quief? Cause to me thats two very different (controlable things)
yes ... i meant quief by pussy-farts ...
hmm . I can't believe I'm going to say this but after having sex the number2 way you might fart for real after that
:rofl:
yes ... i meant quief by pussy-farts ...hmm . I can't believe I'm going to say this but after having sex the number2 way you might fart for real after that
Or worse... :yuckky:
you mean a shart? yeah that would be worse
You really got the lingo down, don't you?