2023 SI Swimsuit

Penny Lane appeared at the wrong time.

In a better world it would have been awesome to see her in the issue

Emily Feld, too

Thanks for the UHQs @Prettyphile

I honestly think this is the worst issue I can remember. Though admittedly it's hard to compare how much each recent issue has sucked comparatively.

I only like Megan Fox

32 minutes ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

Part of the problem of course is that stuff like SISE doesn't appeal to Zoomers to begin with.

And then they made the problem worse by chasing away their pre-existing (older) fanbase.

Real genius stuff.

Not a ton to add but I'll put my $.02 in:

-Padma looks fabulous.  My favorite shoot by far

-Megan's shoot was good but TBH I'm not as big a fan as some.

-Weird seeing college athletes (thanks NIL).. Angel and Livvy both did well.

-Melissa was a surprise.. better than I expected.

-I like Katie as always.

-Whoever picks Hailey's suits and Christen's lighting should be waterboarded.  

I'm not as down on this year as the past couple.... I guess I'd say there are fewer bad shoots, but not many great ones either  And not every model even has a video.  

And Martha Stewart.. Christ.  Who next year, Dianne Feinstein?  

Laetitia Casta Calzedonia S/S 2023 campaign looks 100x better than all of this.

She just turned 45

Megan Fox looks bad.

I want to sue her because of what she did to her face.

32 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:

Laetitia Casta Calzedonia S/S 2023 campaign looks 100x better than all of this.

She just turned 45

 

 

 

 

My lord that woman 😍

On 5/16/2023 at 6:03 PM, Cult Icon said:

Penny Lane appeared at the wrong time.

 

In a better world it would have been awesome to see her in the issue

 

 

Emily Feld, too

too fit and pretty for them 😍

8 hours ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

6 hours ago, peroxideblonde said:

too fit and pretty for them 😍

Not just them, Penny's modeling career has gone nowhere it seems and she literally looks like she could have been the cover model for SI in the 1980s, 1990s, 2000s.

16 hours ago, Stromboli1 said:

 

The irony lol.

Once it was every boy's dream lmao

Martha Stewart  by  Ruven Afanador

Hailey Closon, Lauren Chan, Brooks Nader,
Madisin Rian, Katie Austin, Camille Kostek  by  James Macari

Megan Fox by Greg Swales

Kim Petras  by  Yu Tsai

Padma Lakshmi, Nicole Williams English,
Melissa Wood-Tepperberg, Kamie Crawford,
Sixtine  by Yu Tsai

Olivia Dunne  by  Ben Watts

Duckie Thot, Ellie Thumann,
Jennifer Atilémile  by  Dereck Kettela

Christen Harper, Leyna Bloom,
Yumi Nu, Olivia Ponton  by Amanda Pratt

Marquita Pring, Lorena Duran,
Georgia Burke, Jasmine Sanders,
Mady Dewey, Marquita Pring  by  Ben Watts

Next year's covers have already leaked...

my eyes are bleeding

On 5/16/2023 at 6:34 AM, TheDude2k said:

In summary, here's the criteria to make it into their issue:

 

• Chonky ✅

• Near retirement age ✅

• Used to be a dude ✅

• No longer in their prime ✅

• Hot ❌

I think it's a really good summary

Bud Light

SISE

Now, Adidas

Enough!

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