2023 SI Swimsuit — Bellazon

pinguoin

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#161

A little better than the last 3 years but boring, boring, boring.

heavy is the crown;

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#162

1 hour ago, Stormbringer said:

Since this I posted on the 2019 thread was brought to my attention, let's update it:

- SI 2013 thread: 111 pages

- SI 2014 thread: 209 pages

- SI 2015 thread: 246 pages

- SI 2016 thread: 346 pages (!)

- SI 2017 thread: 270 pages

- SI 2018 thread: 131 pages

- SI 2019 thread: 68 pages

- SI 2020 thread: 48 pages

- SI 2021 thread: 32 pages

- SI 2022 thread: 14 pages

- SI 2023 thread: 8 pages

EDIT: SI 2023 thread: 9

i should probably make better mistakes

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#163

what about the wtf moment?

like..

why?

what?

ok..

who said let's add the pants should be fired

what...the...fuck

and not really the same thing but..

why? poor hailey this thing is not flattering on her body and such a bad pic

and there are so many actually, they should make her body look better not worse

Be excellent to each other!

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#164

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VS19

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#165

Liking it better than last year's addition, but then again that wasn't a particularly high bar to clear. Really liked Christen's shoot, for what it's worth. Really wish that she had gotten one of the covers.

TheDude2k

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#166

What we need is an annual swimsuit edition of Bikini Lovers released at the same time as SI Swim. Thank goodness for Bikini Lovers: consistent high quality sexy shoots of high quality sexy models. None of this DEI BS. IMO, Bikini Lovers is the antithesis of SI Swim.

Can I get an amen?

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VS19

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#167

Just now, TheDude2k said:

What we need is an annual swimsuit edition of Bikini Lovers

I would definitely be on board with that idea.

TheDude2k

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#168

In summary, here's the criteria to make it into their issue:

• Chonky ✅

• Near retirement age ✅

• Used to be a dude ✅

• No longer in their prime ✅

• Hot ❌

Camp Cupcake

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#169

I for one am humored by whomever had the leaf strung up on them like a country ham. I mean, they found a leaf of that size and it held it's own remarkably well.

Honestly though, wtf are these swimsuits? Between the suits and the bad photography these girls barely stood a chance regardless of what they did or didn't bring to the table.

I had the magazine early again and I just couldn't be bothered. It's really not worth the time or effort. Hopefully the annual sales are bringing the team joy.

i should probably make better mistakes

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#170

5 hours ago, phenobarbie said:

Hopefully the annual sales are bringing the team joy.

i really don't get how this can sell well?? is it there a way to know something?

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Ilovehotties89

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#171

Most of the "models" are utterly repulsive. Between the oldy, ugly, and fatty, there are MAYBE 3-4 decent ones. Smh

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#172

Thanks to @Prettyphile and everyone else who posted the content on here.

Unfortunately the issue itself is straight garbage. I agree that Christen's shoot is by far the best thing in the issue, whilst also conceding that in a good SISE year, that shoot would not have made anyone's top ten.

As for the rest of it, I think Padma has an incredible body for a 52-year old woman and she should have made the issue like 20+ years ago instead. The rest is instantly forgettable and/or completely ridiculous. Even some of the other returning girls like Hailey ultimately feel like a huge letdown.