2023 SI Swimsuit

I particularly like that most of the pictures make the models look like they're suffering from jaundice. There's just much copper, brown, gold & yellow tons in the pictures ... which are great Autumn colors, but for a swimsuit shoot? nope

^^ Jaundice

If I had to find pictures that didn't annoy me.... these are them at first glance, might be more but I'm unwilling to go searching at this point lol

Hides that fact she has negative waistline and looks unfit.

70's short shorts! One of the few pictures I've found that feels like a throw back to the 90's/Early 2000's

Cute tushy, the face is a whole other issue..... she looks young in a way that makes me feel uncomfy. The pic itself hides that face that she's shaped like Hailey with no waistline.

On the fence with this one, however the sun is trying to burn my retinas through the fucking screen so it makes me less inclined to like it.

11 minutes ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

Madison Beer is my celeb wishlist 😂

yes please (shame she isn't that popular)

fav pics (if i have to choose ) nothing WOW to me

31 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

I'm lmao at the fact that Martha Stewart actually got a decent shoot

Martha Stewart is a cranky cuntity fucking bitch who went to Camp Cupcake for Insider Trading, so I'm shocked MJ would feature a woman so loathed for being HORRIBLE to her staff, who went to prison, is a downright bitch to most of her own family unless you kiss her royal ass, plus she acts so uppity that she shits diamonds with how tight assed she is. She has a couple of decent pictures, but this is yet another MJ gimmick. "Oldest woman on the cover of an SI magazine"

Ideally an athlete wouldn't have my 2nd favorite set of pictures but I think Angel Reese is crushing everyone other than Christen Harper

20 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Martha Stewart is a cranky cuntity fucking bitch who went to Camp Cupcake for Insider Trading, so I'm shocked MJ would feature a woman so loathed for being HORRIBLE to her staff, who went to prison, is a downright bitch to most of her own family unless you kiss her royal ass, plus she acts so uppity that she shits diamonds with how tight assed she is. She has a couple of decent pictures, but this is yet another MJ gimmick. "Oldest woman on the cover of an SI magazine"

 Let’s just be grateful it wasn’t Kris Jenner 

32 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Martha Stewart is a cranky cuntity fucking bitch who went to Camp Cupcake for Insider Trading, so I'm shocked MJ would feature a woman so loathed for being HORRIBLE to her staff, who went to prison, is a downright bitch to most of her own family unless you kiss her royal ass, plus she acts so uppity that she shits diamonds with how tight assed she is. She has a couple of decent pictures, but this is yet another MJ gimmick. "Oldest woman on the cover of an SI magazine"

Probably that's exactly the type of feminist message she wants to send by having her on the issue next year is Ellen Degeneres.

Maybe she was like "give me a good shoot or I send you all to prison".

Actually shocked MJ didn’t toss in Call Her Daddy Alex Cooper.

12 minutes ago, lostdiadem said:

Probably that's exactly the type of feminist message she wants to send by having her on the issue next year is Ellen Degeneres.

Maybe she was like "give me a good shoot or I send you all to prison".

  I'm still waiting for my person of short stature to grace the cover. If MJ doesn't represent ALL types she's a bigot! We also could user an older gent, so get on it MJ!~

Since this I posted on the 2019 thread was brought to my attention, let's update it:

- SI 2013 thread: 111 pages

- SI 2014 thread: 209 pages

- SI 2015 thread: 246 pages

- SI 2016 thread: 346 pages (!)

- SI 2017 thread: 270 pages

- SI 2018 thread: 131 pages

- SI 2019 thread: 68 pages 

- SI 2020 thread: 48 pages

- SI 2021 thread: 32 pages

- SI 2022 thread: 14 pages

- SI 2023 thread: 8 pages

27 minutes ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

 Let’s just be grateful it wasn’t Kris Jenner 

Gotta let this happen as well.... Better yet, Kris AND Caitlyn.

Stunning and brave....

23 minutes ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

Actually shocked MJ didn’t toss in Call Her Daddy Alex Cooper.

I actually wouldn't mind that.  Haven't kept up with her, but she looked good from her Barstool Sports days.

By far the best things about this year's issue are the comments on this thread. 

SI Swim won't reach pinnacle status until they feature an AI robot in a bikini! 🤖

Oh. Dear. 
 

Just oh dear.  🤢

On 10/23/2022 at 8:42 PM, peroxideblonde said:

how many pages this thread will have next year? probably 20/30

welp guess i was too generous no way we reach 20

27 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

 

Since this I posted on the 2019 thread was brought to my attention, let's update it:

- SI 2013 thread: 111 pages

- SI 2014 thread: 209 pages

- SI 2015 thread: 246 pages

- SI 2016 thread: 346 pages (!)

- SI 2017 thread: 270 pages

- SI 2018 thread: 131 pages

- SI 2019 thread: 68 pages 

- SI 2020 thread: 48 pages

- SI 2021 thread: 32 pages

- SI 2022 thread: 14 pages

- SI 2023 thread: 8 pages

 

 

- SI 2024: 5 pages

and half being pages of only pics so 3

3 minutes ago, peroxideblonde said:

- SI 2024: 5 pages

 

and half being pages of only pics so 3

It's so sad  

I had no idea Angel Reese is built like that.

2 hours ago, peroxideblonde said:

and this is what the covers will be for a long time...a model because they have to, someone popular like a singer or actress or a tv personality and the random old lady..looks like this is the pattern