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Went back to refresh my memory -- she had some cute pics last year.


https://swimsuit.si.com/swimnews/reserve-your-copy-of-the-2023-si-swimsuit-issue-at-barnes-noble-now
Cover models will be revealed today.

Can't wait to NOT pick up the issue!

I'll glance through it then put it down.

5 pages. Jesus.
I remember when we use to meet up in here the night before waiting for all the content to drop.
oh how the mighty have fallen
The covers have been on their website for a while now and no one cares. It's so depressing.

Listen, I long for the days when the swimsuit issue was nothing but impossibly hot women. But I don't have the same loathing of the new direction that a lot of people have. I think there is a legitimate case to make about pushing beauty standards and inviting more inclusion. A lot of it does nothing for me, but that's fine -- I'm not the king of bikinis.
But it's very weird to me that we live in a world where Barbara Palvin, Stacey Williams, and Stephanie Seymour were never cover models, but Martha Stewart is.

Multiple covers, but here's.. Martha's
Megan Fox, Brooks Nader and a LadyBoi (come at me)


Choices have been made.....


Megan Fox - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, May 2023
Cover shoot
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67 MB | 00:02:11 | 1080x1920 | mp4
K2S

Brooks Nader - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, May 2023

Kim Petras - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, May 2023
Cover shoot
77 MB | 00:02:30 | 1080x1920 | mp4
K2S

We were all clamoring for Martha Stewart, lets not pretend otherwise

Olivia Dunne - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, May 2023

I’m ok with Megan I suppose.
missed opportunity by not doing a pentagram seance theme though, lame