Why are you single?

Am I the only man on here who doesn't have women swarm around him like bees on honey when he leaves his home? :|

No you're not *high fives*

Liar!

^ Most American girls are too "fat" for him

yea thats true as well

maddog

and Heather, you are not more expensive that me I'm worth $10

I offered to gigolo myself to joker for 5 bucks but she said that i was too expensive

you peoples are such spammer.

Nways I am single cuz I am out of school and am too lazy to put any effort into meeting new (intresting) girls . much easier to just do one night stands

But doesn't that require you meeting new girls as well?

er yea, sry what i meant was finding girls that are interesting and keep my interest for longer period of time

i get bored easy

Si Senor

Although it can also be Jaime (Hy-mei)

that what they call me back in colombia

Jaime???

yup that be me

Hello Jaime.

i dont want a girlfriend at the moment

^boyfriend?

huh????

I'm kidding!

Unless you don't want me to be.

nah i want u to be kidding

...................

why u cryin???

nah i want u to be kidding

No one loves me!!!!!

lol

Its not funny!

i know im sorry

To make sure you know, I was joking it is funny. Sorry you can't see my facial expressions and tone of my voice.