Why are you single?

Believe that I'm happy?

That you are 4 inches

hehehe ok

That you are 4 inches

Statistically, it's about as likely as him being 8 inches, probably slightly more so.

So I anyone asks, I tell them "I might be 8, I bight be 4, statistically the chances are the same...."

So I anyone asks, I tell them "I might be 8, I bight be 4, statistically the chances are the same...."

(Y) Now you're getting the hang of it!

I never lost it lol

I never lost it lol

Agreed.

I never lost it lol

Agreed.

I was going for the double entendre goodness of "hang" in this context.

I realise that but given Rusty's sardonic yet disparaging signature, I need him to know that we celebrate his postings!

Cause i don't know how many women you can meet when you work graveyards

You work in a graveyard!?!

That is so cool!

I realise that but given Rusty's sardonic yet disparaging signature, I need him to know that we celebrate his postings!

Absolutely

Cause i don't know how many women you can meet when you work graveyards

You work in a graveyard!?!

That is so cool!

No!

I work graveyard shifts from 10:30pm to 6am

Cause i don't know how many women you can meet when you work graveyards

You work in a graveyard!?!

That is so cool!

No!

I work graveyard shifts from 10:30pm to 6am

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is honestly one of the best exchanges on BZ to date for so many reasons.

A thick 9 inch is nice

Are you dating porn stars?

My current bf is about 8 1/2in and pretty thick...Why does that imply porn star?

Because the only universe where 8+ inches is "common" is the porn industry.

I didn't say it was common, I was pretty much gloating that I get to have sex with someone so nicely endowed.

I realise that but given Rusty's sardonic yet disparaging signature, I need him to know that we celebrate his postings!

Absolutely

I wish you guys were here so I could hug you.

A thick 9 inch is nice

Are you dating porn stars?

My current bf is about 8 1/2in and pretty thick...Why does that imply porn star?

Because the only universe where 8+ inches is "common" is the porn industry.

I didn't say it was common, I was pretty much gloating that I get to have sex with someone so nicely endowed.

Doesn't necessarily mean it's good.

I realise that but given Rusty's sardonic yet disparaging signature, I need him to know that we celebrate his postings!

Absolutely

I wish you guys were here so I could hug you.

AWWW!

A thick 9 inch is nice

Are you dating porn stars?

My current bf is about 8 1/2in and pretty thick...Why does that imply porn star?

Because the only universe where 8+ inches is "common" is the porn industry.

I didn't say it was common, I was pretty much gloating that I get to have sex with someone so nicely endowed.

Doesn't necessarily mean it's good.

That's true. They could be 10 and thick and just lay there while the other person does all the work.

If they're selfish in bed, it doesn't matter how big they are, the sex is gonna suck

A thick 9 inch is nice

Are you dating porn stars?

My current bf is about 8 1/2in and pretty thick...Why does that imply porn star?

Because the only universe where 8+ inches is "common" is the porn industry.