Weird Sexual Fantasies

I have some really wierd sexual fantasies. Some are either really really wierd or weird and somewhat violent, but harmless. I can start off with my favorite sex fantasy with.......

Remember "Return of The Jedi"? Leia gets captured by Jabba and is used as a sex slave. Well I take that same act and have it play in my mind a little differently. I'll either put a super model I like or an actress I like and start from there. It goes like this..... Lets say for instance my Leia will be played by........Adrian Lima.

She gets brought over to Jabba by his guards and she is not putting up to much of a struggle. She is then face to face with the grotesque creater known as Jabba. She says the lines....

"We have powerful friends! Your going to regret this.."

Then Jabba puts his tongue out and begins to lick her and she just gives out a disgusted moan and the henchman of Jabba either look the other way or just look while their shaking their heads out of disgust and shame for what she is about to endure. lol.

We no cut to the next scene where we now see everyone sleepng just like in the movie. Leia(played by Adriana Lima) is now scene in some really, scantly lingeirie and her hair cut along ith wearing heavy eye makeup. She lies there with her back against Jabba's(thats me) body without anything holding her back. She is not under no restraints but knows there is really nowehere to go. She lays there sleping with Jabba's pet(whatever you call that thing was) sniffing her lower body. She moves with a slep moan and the pet startles away. Then a few hours later the party which we see in the movie where the alins are dancing starts and Leia now has to do a stripper dance. She has to do this in front of everyone and act as if she enjoys it. Later on as other music is playing, Jabba starts to butt %^&$% her. With no morality at all, he does it in front of everyone. She moans in both pain and disgust but with a hint of enjoyment. Jabba holds her in place(i'm jabba just to remind you lmao) with (I give 6) six of his hands. 2 hands are holding her legs, 2 hands are holding her hips, and 2 hands are holding her face. After about 3 and a half hours of sex, Leia is wiped out of energy and falls right to sleep on Jabba. As his henchmen all gather around to give her a hand bath as she sleeps, 3 hours later luke comes in to say this and that to Jabba.

You know the one scene where Jabba yanks on Leia's chain and she just falls back onto Jabba? Well heres my version where Jabba is an expert at choke sex where he can choke a girl out just enough to the poine where a: she wont die and B: she wont get brain damage.

Jabba now gets a whip around her neck and pulls her towards his stomach but now is pullng her up by the whipp as she starts to loose conciosness, he lets go and says...

"Soon my Leia darling. You will learn to appreciate me"

Ermmm...

There is such a thing as too much information, even in the Love & Sex sub-forum... :shock:

*freak-alarm*

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My brain!! my innocent wittle bwwwwaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!!

LMFAO thats funny as hell

I love SW and you have ruined it for me....but I hope your enjoying it.

Now where is Heather to tell BZ about ours *grins*

whhhhaaatttt thhhhhheeeee fff*****ccckkkkkkk!

wtf wtf wtf ... :S ... someone call the dr for crazies.

I'd rather just get banged by a monkey (metaphorically not for real) than discuss something so weird.

I'll come back here when i have an idea of what to make up.

That's a ll I say :|

We now cut to the next scene ......

DAMMIT !!!! :persuazn: !!!!!

Well, Im dirty as hell but thats totally sick.

No offense to our brothers and sisters but if I were Casey (and he was Jabba), i would laugh my ass off when Adriana said "We have powerful friends! Your going to regret this.." with her accent :rofl: :|

Now where is Heather to tell BZ about ours *grins*

I dont know but soon myOphelia darling, you will learn to appreciate me.

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My brain!! my innocent wittle bwwwwaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!!

Totally

Serioudly dude if you ever get a girl to agree to do such a thing i would be stunned! ....That girl must really love you

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My brain!! my innocent wittle bwwwwaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!!

Here come here ed I'll fix you up really nice like.

I don't think I'll ever recover from this thread.

You should be tolerant to this. You talk with The Joker a lot.

But i think Heather is absolutely fine... in contrast to this

In contrast but that is the only time.

Of course. Who would call Heather normal :|

^ I wouldn't. In fact, a night with Heather is my weird sexual fantasy.

^ I wouldn't. In fact, a night with Heather is my weird sexual fantasy.

.............. ................ ................ ............... :x .............. (kidding)

Weird is exactly what it is :|

*hugs Heather*

Weird is exactly what it is :|

*hugs Heather*

Careful she bites!!! <_<