Weird Sexual Fantasies

Mine is simple, having a really hot girl outside the ledge of a skyscraper.... and if we fall I'll manage to get her off before we hit the ground..

Mine is simple, having a really hot girl outside the ledge of a skyscraper.... and if we fall I'll manage to get her off before we hit the ground..

what a way to go but ..

To not die in the act what about this... do it sky diving.. and try to get her off before you hit ground or make that last one count by hitting the ground.. whatever ...

I would imagine less death involved the better... heheh

Mine is simple, having a really hot girl outside the ledge of a skyscraper.... and if we fall I'll manage to get her off before we hit the ground..

what a way to go but ..

To not die in the act what about this... do it sky diving.. and try to get her off before you hit ground or make that last one count by hitting the ground.. whatever ...

I would imagine less death involved the better... heheh

Oh yeah I know but If I ever die thats my dream death HAHA.

Nice...

I wanna die of a hear attack induced by physical exhertion and cocaoine overdosage when I'm 75 while sticking it to my granddaughter's best friend... on her 18th birthday.

Nice...

I wanna die of a hear attack induced by physical exhertion and cocaoine overdosage when I'm 75 while sticking it to my granddaughter's best friend... on her 18th birthday.

thought u didn't want kids!

Of course I want kids! I'm gonna travel the world and leave behind a bastard in every country I visit.

I don't know if this is weird for you guys but I always wanted to bite someboy´s dick until I make him cry a lot =D ... I want to be a really really bad girl !

^ You might hurt them a little too much geme :| if you like pain and let's hope they do too :brows:

jajajaajaja

thats why I think is kinda impossible my fantasy

;D

I don't know if this is weird for you guys but I always wanted to bite someboy´s dick until I make him cry a lot =D ... I want to be a really really bad girl !

Okay... you've just been black listed. "Girls TooBoku should stay away form"

come uuun boooy

i know you want it :evil:

Maybe when we're really old and all your teeth have fallen out...

Actually that can be our weird sexual fantasy

Both vey old and im tryin to bite your little machine but then I dont have any teeth in that time and Im just tickling you so you can have a great orgasmic explosion at your 86 years !!!!!!!

Having sex at that age seems very disturbing to me, even worse with no teeth :|

We can keep our teeth Des. We're not sadistic penis biters.

No Watermelon. No.

When I'm 86, I'll only do it with hookers in their 20s... or highschool girls.

You have to lose all your teeth before you're 30 if you want a chance.

Mine is really strange. Well I want a super hot guy with a hot bod and big feet to walk all over me and step on me and my face and trash talk. Basically, I'd love to be a really hot guy's slave. Weird, I know, but so so hot :drool:

We can keep our teeth Des. We're not sadistic penis biters.

No Watermelon. No.

When I'm 86, I'll only do it with hookers in their 20s... or highschool girls.

You have to lose all your teeth before you're 30 if you want a chance.

Ok.. great !

You know something... If you think that when you are 86 girls from highschool or girls in 20 are going to have sex with you.. you are totally wrong!! at least if you are rich, but if you continue like that acting like a hippie nobody is going to be with you ... unless your turkey bastard or me without teeth

so you take it or leave it !

and meedo, thats actually a hot hot fantasy !

Someone is aweful cute when she's mad...

Methinks I've been taking this joke a little too far. Still... penis biting is pretty scary.

jajajaaj I would never bite you toobs!

My teeth arent that sharpened for that ... and also thats not my thing!

Mine is really strange. Well I want a super hot guy with a hot bod and big feet to walk all over me and step on me and my face and trash talk. Basically, I'd love to be a really hot guy's slave. Weird, I know, but so so hot :drool:

there are a lot of slave sex-fantansy books u might enjoy from your local bookstore.

Just realized this post actually belongs in this thread...

Hell yeah. That's annoying as heck!

The other day I was sitting in class just minding my own business and listening to the lecture when all off a sudden I feel this tingling! I look under the desk and it was that wench! I tried to kick her away but she had my balls in a death grip. I mean how the hell are you supposed to pay attention in class when the tip of your penis is in someone's esophagus? Really! Can you tell her I said to stop doing that? I can't really talk when she has her pinky up my ass and she's pulled my balls down to my knees. The balls are still attached thankfully, but now they shoot too quick.

omg ^^

This guy's fantasy about me is jackin me off, I tell him I'm not gonna have sex with me but he says he's way great just "making you feel good".

He's good at it