Weird Sexual Fantasies

I can work with ticklish... ticklish is awesome.

Um... I mean... I've never done that

Anyway, I wonder what it would be like to get handcuffed and tickled at your feet while doing it. Sensory neuron overload...

...

I was bored?

I was bored?

You know what would be fun?

Covering your girlfriend up in KY or something slippery and chasing her around the house naked.

You know what would be fun?

Covering your girlfriend up in KY or something slippery and chasing her around the house naked.

nudist

You know what would be fun?

Covering your girlfriend up in KY or something slippery and chasing her around the house naked.

assuming that you will cover all the furniture with plastic (like old people do) to make everything more slippery.. sure why not! :evil:

When TooBoku is bored, you must all suffer...

So this is at a rock concert and somehow you manage to find yourself in the mosh pit wearing glow in the dark beads and completely tripped out on mushrooms. You have no clue what's going on but you find yourself grinding up against some stranger and you're too out of it to notice if she's pretty or not. You still have no clue but you're right there in the middle of the mosh pit making out like you were competing for some best kiss award and before anyone else knows what's going on, you have her back on the stage and she's screaming the lead singer's name while you eat her out. Security can't get to you because it's so crowded and at this point the whole stadium is cheering you on. The band spontaneously comes up with a decent riff and writes a song about you as you and the stranger, who at this point is riding you cowgirl, are lifted up and sent crowd surfing... You still have no idea what's going on, you just try to get your 'O'... too bad you're high. Eventually though you do manage to get it but not without getting some of it on the crowd. You're still high though... and you pass out shortly after.

You wake up in a jail cell because you've been arrested for several accounts of public indecency. You still get a phone call so you call your cousin Jill since she went to the concert with you but you lost track of her. No answer... Disappointed, you got back to the cell. Once there... you throw up because across the room, is a familiar face.

Okay, I'm starting to think your post should come with a Parental Advisory sticker...

anymore weird fantasies?

When TooBoku is bored, you must all suffer...

So this is at a rock concert and somehow you manage to find yourself in the mosh pit wearing glow in the dark beads and completely tripped out on mushrooms. You have no clue what's going on but you find yourself grinding up against some stranger and you're too out of it to notice if she's pretty or not. You still have no clue but you're right there in the middle of the mosh pit making out like you were competing for some best kiss award and before anyone else knows what's going on, you have her back on the stage and she's screaming the lead singer's name while you eat her out. Security can't get to you because it's so crowded and at this point the whole stadium is cheering you on. The band spontaneously comes up with a decent riff and writes a song about you as you and the stranger, who at this point is riding you cowgirl, are lifted up and sent crowd surfing... You still have no idea what's going on, you just try to get your 'O'... too bad you're high. Eventually though you do manage to get it but not without getting some of it on the crowd. You're still high though... and you pass out shortly after.

You wake up in a jail cell because you've been arrested for several accounts of public indecency. You still get a phone call so you call your cousin Jill since she went to the concert with you but you lost track of her. No answer... Disappointed, you got back to the cell. Once there... you throw up because across the room, is a familiar face.

dude. LMFAO. Your awesome. Perverted...but I like ya lol

lol thanks...

btw. has anyone ever tried to make a centaur here?

You know what would be fun?

Covering your girlfriend up in KY or something slippery and chasing her around the house naked.

Woah, what a thread! LOL

heheheh...

OMG! OMG! OMG!

I just found a whack load of pictures I uploaded when ChilaX was still in it's prime. This has to be a good 5 years ago by now.

Behold... The Turkey Baster pr0n of TooBoku

Hi! What's you're name?

Wow. You smell nice.

Very very nice.

Oh yeah baby. Suck that nipple.

Oh baby. Let me return the favour.

No! Not there!!!!!

Oh yeah.... feeeelsooogoooood.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

This is the best thing I've ever seen on BZ

A bold statement, I know.

But a true one

I've never laughed so hard at a few pictures before

You're brilliant, Toobs

that poor guy

I don't know if this is weird for you guys but I always wanted to bite someboy´s dick until I make him cry a lot =D ... I want to be a really really bad girl !

^ You might hurt them a little too much geme :| if you like pain and let's hope they do too :brows:

I don't know if this is weird for you guys but I always wanted to bite someboy´s dick until I make him cry a lot =D ... I want to be a really really bad girl !

Okay... you've just been black listed. "Girls TooBoku should stay away form"