Weird Sexual Fantasies

lucky

You want weird?

Hows this?

You're about 30 something, married with children. Wife has just left for work and you're just waiting for the sitter. It's Mrs. Potts from down the street. She's retired with her husband whose at home watching TV. She comes in, you have a little chit chat and somehow it goes to how she's frustrated with her husband's erictile difficulties. The baby cries, she goes over to pick him up. When she's bent over, you decide that you like her big assed wrinkly ghetto booty and lose it. BAM! Doggystyle with the old wrinkly lady from down the street over the crib while the baby is in it crying.

Booyah. This thread is officially grossed out.

NOOOOO........... AND THEN ???!!!! AND THEN ??!!!

And then Mr. Potts comes over to ask where the remote is. Suddenly, seeing you with your pants down, he quickly get over his erectile difficulties... I need not go into detail what he does with you.

Oh man, granny ass! :x

And then Mr. Potts comes over to ask where the remote is. Suddenly, seeing you with your pants down, he quickly get over his erectile difficulties... I need not go into detail what he does with you.

and your right !!!

Your wife comes back because she forgot her padfolio and catches you in the act with the neighbours. She doesn't know how to deal with you just yet but she fires Mrs. Potts. Next day, she has a college student named Jenny look after the baby. You like her and try to start something. Key word: try. You go to work with major wood that hasn't been taken care of. It's stays like that all day. You comes home and the issue is still unresolved and you're thinking of a plan to get your wife to forgive you so you can get lucky. You go to the kitchen to fix a snack and surprize! It's your wife and Jenny on the dinner table going at it hard... but wait? Jenny is a transvestite and she still has a penis! It's bigger than yours! Your wood shrivels up and you try to run away. Guess what? Jenny was just playing hard to get before. He/She actually likes you and runs faster than you.

Moral of the story:

Don't cheat. Karma is a b***ch.

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i have sweaty fantasies

i have sweaty fantasies

I wonder if its Flavia being your sex slave and your demand on additional handjob from Alessandra and Doutzen Kroes due to your impotence :|

One of my weird fantasies:

I had a dream once where I did it with a vampire.

So many people have sexual fantasies with vampires here :| Alright... 2 people... but I'm sure there's more

I'm very tempted to put this thread out of its misery... :|

hahahaaha it's not euthanasia... it's "assisted suicide"

I'm very tempted to put this thread out of its misery... :|

You have my support This thread is so wrong

delete this, toooo weird

But you all keep posting!

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ugh I second that :|