Approaching a Female

your both the same. get over it

Not true. I'm not a virgin..

Just smile and get your game going. If she doesn't respond to your smile at least then give up. Course sometimes you just have to try and they finally respond one with there own. And once that happened, your in the game. I once did that in a coffee shop when i was coming back from the beach and it worked.

I've found that it is getting increasingly hard to do so as I get older. Well, to approach the women I like anyway. And there's little point in approaching those I don't like.

haha agreed. But i do find it easier to hit on chicks if i' got alcohol in me.

your both the same. get over it

Not true. I'm not a virgin..

other boys don't count

haha

Oh S.S. .. I thought it would get easier with age, it has for me anyway.. I don't really care if someone says no to me right away.. it's when they reject u when u've had history with them that sucks...

your both the same. get over it

Not true. I'm not a virgin..

other boys don't count

So.... I stand corrected. Turns out you're not a virgin either. Did your ass hurt the first time?

Yeah dude... you're mom's vag is so dry it's like sandpaper.

(jk. sorry you just keep setting yourself up )

haha agreed. But i do find it easier to hit on chicks if i' got alcohol in me.

Liquid confidence they call it!

other boys don't count

SNAP!

Yeah dude... you're mom's vag is so dry it's like sandpaper.

(jk. sorry you just keep setting yourself up )

generated some epic lulz

So do you guys believe that I'm acting kind of "desperate" by talking to someone else so soon? I mean this new girl is really nice and charming...not to mention gorgeous. It's cool that she's an illustration major and in her third year, just like me. Wouldn't be surprised if she has a boyfriend either. But yeah, the other girl I was talking to you about for a few weeks...I mean I think I may have made a good friend out of her, however she's taken as I've told you. So I thought it might be a good idea to keep getting myself out there you know? I just don't want to seem desperate though. Opinions?

Desparate? No. She basically came to you. You were just being friendly.

You are learning young Padawan. You are learning. An opportunity presented itself and you seized it like a true casanovist... well... maybe not yet but this is definately an improvement.

In some ways, you have already surpassed me in that I would rather work out than meet a new girl. The other week, I was at the gym doing deadlifts and a couple really hot chicks from the cardio class start working out right beside me with their pink dumbbells doing something useless. Just so you know, that's nowhere near where they're supposed to be and it was obvious they were peacocking for my attention. It was really hard not to look so I looked down and pulled my hood over my head. I'm the friendliest guy in the world at the juicebar though. Just don't be distracting me while I'm working out.

You do know that when you have an orgasam you lose 150 calories, G spot is 300...So it begs the question, Why didn't you make a move and kill two birds with one stone..in every sense of the word

Yeah dude... you're mom's vag is so dry it's like sandpaper.

(jk. sorry you just keep setting yourself up )

You're good.

Yeah, that would be because she's been dead 6 years. But between the dead women and boys I believe I can accept you're no longer a virgin

Necrophilia.. *puke*

this is probably not accurate... but I had to look up the spelling before posting and this came up and I laughed.

Wiki says:

Rosman and Resnick (1989) reviewed information from 34 cases of necrophilia describing the individuals' motivations for their behaviors: these individuals reported

1) the desire to possess an unresisting and unrejecting partner (68%)

2) reunions with a romantic partner (21%)

3) sexual attraction to corpses (15%)

4) comfort or overcoming feelings of isolation (15%)

5) seeking self-esteem by expressing power over a homicide victim (12%)

creepppyyyy

Oh it's been 6 years already? Oh the memories... I was 12 when she helped me decide how to spend my $10 weekly allowance money.

Friggin' 12!

Necrophilia.. *puke*

this is probably not accurate... but I had to look up the spelling before posting and this came up and I laughed.

Wiki says:

Rosman and Resnick (1989) reviewed information from 34 cases of necrophilia describing the individuals' motivations for their behaviors: these individuals reported

1) the desire to possess an unresisting and unrejecting partner (68%)

2) reunions with a romantic partner (21%)

3) sexual attraction to corpses (15%)

4) comfort or overcoming feelings of isolation (15%)

5) seeking self-esteem by expressing power over a homicide victim (12%)

creepppyyyy

ew. I was watching on discovery channel once there was this parot who was calling for a mate all night so he gave up, went to the beach, killed a seagull, took it back to the nest, and whammo.

Oh it's been 6 years already? Oh the memories... I was 12 when she helped me decide how to spend my $10 weekly allowance money.

Friggin' 12!

You could insert another joke there, eh? I shall refrain from doing so

ew. I was watching on discovery channel once there was this parot who was calling for a mate all night so he gave up, went to the beach, killed a seagull, took it back to the nest, and whammo.

:|

Imo, There is no text book way to approch a girl You just have to adapt to the situation in hand by playing off from whatever she is saying or more to the point how the convo is developing. It's kinda of a trail and error thing so just see what happens Just remember to be yourself because everyone else is taken

^ lol

I walk up to girls and I pull down my pants and tell them "I want to have relations with you." It works surprisingly well. The girls scream because they're so happy and proceed to play hide-and-seek. They're always the ones doing the running though <_<

Some days, I really worry about Toobs. This is one of them... :|

^ Makes me worry a bit as well.. OMG

But how about the hide and seek game from ED? WOOWee.. That is not quite the way I would think to play hide and seek in the male/female game.

So... I was waiting in the mall parking lot today. Mom and Sis needed to pick something up and I had some code to write.

As I was there concentrated on my LCD, pondering how to get a pair of extremely large prime numbers to encrypt a message such as this in one chunk, this hot babe walks past my car. I try not to discriminate but exactally my type: Brunette, 5'6"ish, gorgeous green eyes. She wore a yellow babydoll, white capris, and white flip flops. Yes, I got all that from the half second we locked eyes. She had this really suggestive smile... but she was walking really fast. My heart skipped a beat and before I realised what was going on, she had vanished around the corner.

FAIL.

Yes, my life has become THAT boring lately. I hope to find a chance to get out soon. I'm actually contemplating hanging out at the mall everyday in hopes of a second encounter. That kind of logic defies all my training but thus even transpired half an hour ago and my heart is still in my throat. I suck. Someone stop me from being an ass.