why is nigella lawson flirting with me??

LOLOLOL laffy, thats precious... and so incredubly true!

and hey!! when i started the pringles talk it was purely innocent

it took boku to make it drrrrttttyyyy.

+walking back from kitchen w/ pringles can+

+slightly winded+

:rofl:

if you are what u eat, im a big walking can of pringles..

lololololoool

Ina also uses too much sugar and tequila[]

Laffy,do you really wanna know abt the pringles can :|

its possible to use too much sugar and tequila>>???

say WHAT?????

hey guys.... its T-60 minutes till nigella's on

have your change of panties ready

at least she doesnt drool

or get out of breath walking back and forth from the fridge

she just talks to you

and looks at you with those big brown eyes

and sticks her boobs out at you

and sends subliminal messages about how she wants me

to eat her *comfort food*

:rofl:

lose weight ina

yeah, ill have to agree w/ u on that one... being thicke and being so chubbs that u get outta breath walking

around in the kitchen are 2 different things!!

T-21 minutes til i get me some *comfort food*

lololol

OMG, she just opened a can of stout beer and actually MOANED!!

and then she said' mmm dark.. bitter....and yet, somehow creamy'

+faints+

shes making double potato mash

ice cream w/ sticky toffee sauce

and choc chip 'muff'ins

oh gawd. now shes talking about 'volcanic eruptions'

shit, imma need a cigarette after this

:x

lol babyQ

she could talk about sharting and id probably listen with rapt attention

anyways, cheer up, giada's on!!!!

shes massaging 'pork' right now

LMAO!!!!

i really hate food,

but giada's the only person that interests me

*honestly speaQing*

giada's a cutie

nigella is my obsession, i dont expect anyone else to share it

this thread is fun tho.

why dont u like food, babyQ??

it's a long sad story and a long hard journey/...

nigella bites and feasts

are soooo fattening

aahhh i see.

well, aint nothing stopping us form talking shit, is there??

thats what this threads REALLY about

so u shit after seein' those shows?

interesting

a lot of mothers enjoy watching 30min meals.

lololo, i shit after everything!!

rachel ray has the amazing ability to annoy the shit outta me

her chipperness is totally fake

NOONE can be that freakin peppy all the damn time

i actually like paulas home cooking alot

i think shes purty for an older woman

and she can navigate the kitchen without getting winded

and i wanna do tyler florence

and then make him cook for me

omg i'll neva forget rachel ray and the famous

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

but i liQed when she had LL cool J and molly simspoons on the show

:brows:

Ina also uses too much sugar and tequila[]

Laffy,do you really wanna know abt the pringles can :|