why is nigella lawson flirting with me??

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#101

Mmmmmm L.L.

he be doin it and doin it and doin it wellllllll

+changes panties+

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#102

OMG, that frekain EVOO

and that fake ass giggle

+farts in RR's general direction+

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irenistiQ
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#103
Ina also uses too much sugar and tequila[ ]

Laffy,do you really wanna know abt the pringles can :|

Yah know, I think I get the general idea

So I'm good!

lemme torture u,u little porty that u are :evil:

a certain member *ahem**jajajaja**andreina**

had weird sex fantasies...and had lack of sex...

so she was talkin' abt sex toys,and that's how it came up..

she wanted smth the size of pringles to be in her

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#104

i never heard the whole 'enchilada' as it were

but damn,

damn, i have no words

a first for me, please believe :shock:

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irenistiQ
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#105

mi enchilada u taco

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irenistiQ
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#106

u--->

taco_bell_secret.jpg

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#107

OMGLOLOLYOUARESOFUKKINFUNNYLOLOLOLOL

shit, u just made me bust out laffin hard and loud, hope i didnt wake my dad up

he has to get up at 5 to fly home +tryin to stifle laffs+

Q
Queen Of The Peruvian Goddesses & Angels ♥
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#108
Ina also uses too much sugar and tequila[ ]

What's wrong with using too much jose cuervo and sugar? :|

omg i'll neva forget rachel ray and the famous

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

EVOO

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

OH MY GOD

I HATE THAT SO MUCH

And her freaking garbage bowl

<_<

Sorry, but she is the most annoying person on TV

:avada:

Me too <_< Why does she even need a garbage bowl when she can just throw it in the garbage can?

u--->

taco_bell_secret.jpg

:shock:

ohmygawd :rofl:

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#109

yeah des, i think im permanently mentally mauled from exposure to that pic^^^^^

LOLOLOL

Q
Queen Of The Peruvian Goddesses &amp; Angels ♥
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#110

Me too :| Yo no quiero Taco Bell no more

You like my spanglish?

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#111

si senorita +wink+

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Dark Lord
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#112

heheh... that reminds me of the pizaa from Dodgeball.

http://tubearoo.com/articles/38113/Dodgeba...izza_Lover.html

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#113

LOLOLOL 'use the cheese to shove it to the edge'

Boku, i can always count on u for some good ass yuks

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#114

i also want to add boku, that this thread has had 1,002 views and 6 pages

if you take away, say 300 of those views and attribute them to us.. that still

alot of people out there seeing this crazy ass shit

heres to crazy ass shit!!!

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#115

btw, would i get into trouble if i used the 'fuck yeah' gif as a siggy????

theres a member who has 'i used to say Fuck it' on his siggy and

he seems to get no static, but ive been DYING to use it as a sig

bigtime yuks

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Dark Lord
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#116

Lazytown... haha... my little cousin loves that show.

That kid.... Julianna Mauriello... she's gonna be hot when she grows up.

Watch out for her in the future. She'll be all over Vogue.

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#117
Lazytown... haha... my little cousin loves that show.

That kid.... Julianna Mauriello... she's gonna be hot when she grows up.

Watch out for her in the future. She'll be all over Vogue.

that kid, u say.. your cousin.. or the chick sayin 'fuck yeah'??

the lazytown chick is adorable, i didnt even know what show it was form

my kid gave it to me.lol

u didnt answer my question tho :trout:

will i get a warning for that as a siggy?

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Dark Lord
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#118

The kid cousin is a hero but I don't feel like exploiting him. lol.

I was talking about F*** Yeah! girl. She's gotta be what? 16? 17? by now?

I'm tellin' ya. She's gonna be some hot shit in a couple years if she plays her cards right.

... and I don't know... BZ doesn't seem to have any rules against profanity.

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#119

by yr cousin do you mean that adorable little sweetie you showed on halloween?

speaking of that, i wouldnt mind at all if you reposted those halloween pics of that little baby cutie

with the lollie. i swear i hurt myself laffing so hard

u know, im friendly with Q-ball, ill ask him if my siggy will fly

i dont want to get any warnings... im shocked as shit that

ive made it this long without getting one!!! heh :evil:

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irenistiQ
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#120
Me too :| Yo no quiero Taco Bell no more

You like my spanglish?

\

si,

but i not liqe only your spanglish

i liqes u too

u will cooka beans n rice?

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