You're How Old???!!!

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#61

i'm 17

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#62
Okay, I have two stories.....

...He phoned her a couple of days later and she found out he was 31! ...the guy standing beside him was his 17 year old son! :shock:

is my math right on this?

yep it is <_< i have a friend, he's 35, looks 25, BUT he has a son who's 22....yep your eyes aren't deceiving u....he's been an awesome father THE WHOLE TIME in his son's life....just comes to show u that even though he was young to become a father, doesnt mean he'll turn out to be a terrible father...his family, luckily, was very supportive!! i know a lot of families wouldnt be that supportive at all....he married the girl when they turned 18!! they all have a wonderful relationship that is very rare in their scenario.

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#63
You're telling me there are states where if an 18-year old has sex with a 17-year old, he's considered a felon?

Over here you can have sex at 16 but you can't watch porn til you are 18

You can watch pr0n... you just can't buy it. Same thing here. It used to be 14 when you could have sex with someone over 18 and it won't be considered rape.

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#64

Lol, I'm 18 but I kinda look older, and I like older women, so I get shocked responses all the time. If she's over 21, I just resort to the fake age on my id (22)

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#65
Okay, I have two stories.....

...He phoned her a couple of days later and she found out he was 31! ...the guy standing beside him was his 17 year old son! :shock:

is my math right on this?

yep it is <_< i have a friend, he's 35, looks 25, BUT he has a son who's 22....yep your eyes aren't deceiving u....he's been an awesome father THE WHOLE TIME in his son's life....just comes to show u that even though he was young to become a father, doesnt mean he'll turn out to be a terrible father...his family, luckily, was very supportive!! i know a lot of families wouldnt be that supportive at all....he married the girl when they turned 18!! they all have a wonderful relationship that is very rare in their scenario.

i work with a woman that was married at 13 and her husband was 14 .. she had her first child at 13 still but her husband had turned 15.. there first child is now 33 and they have a really good relationship together. Surprising only one of their five kids had a child at 16 and she is with her husband for about 12 years now.. they waited until she was 18 to get married though. Her husband was 22. But they are happily married enough to have renewed the vows at there ten year anniversary and they plan to do it every tenth year.

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#66

Lol, I'm 18 but I kinda look older, and I like older women, so I get shocked responses all the time. If she's over 21, I just resort to the fake age on my id (22)

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#67

My last girlfriend was son youg, she still looked like a tadpole

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#68

-nevermind changed my mind, sorry about the post-

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#69
-nevermind changed my mind, sorry about the post-

LOL Now you've made me really curious <_<

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#70

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,

You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,

Then her daddy punches me in the face

("I hate my life"-Theory of a deadman)

BUMP

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#71

She told me, "little boy, you're just as young as can be

And doesn't your big sister have friends as old as me?

Run along and play and I'll go my way

You'll be just a little older some old day"

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#72

And on and on and on she kept goin

The bitch been around before my mother's born!

I said, "Cheer up!" so I gave her a hit

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you bitch!"

She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin

I says I'm nineteen, she says, "Stop lyin!"

I says, "I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your loverrrrrrrrr"

:blueeyedbaby:

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#73

So she tried to...

Rock the craddle of luuv

Rock the craddle of luuv

Rock the cradle of luuv...

:dance:

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#74

I was talking with a bunch of friends, and we were all showing pics and stuff, then this one girl comes in the other people knew her, i didn't. And she shows some of her pics.... She was just gorgeous, like just stunning! So then i asked how old she was, thinking she was the same age as me. She was 15 but looks easily 18/19. I felt sooo bad, cause thoughts already came into my head (there's not much of an age difference, but still enough to make me feel bad.)

Me and her are friends now

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#75

fluff on the muff, she's old enough

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#76

It seems to be the opposite for me lately. The girls seem interested and then when they find out I'm 25, they get scared... I'm mean it's only a difference of 6 years if I date a 19-year-old. It's perfect I think... but whatever... I'm not looking anyway.

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#77
It seems to be the opposite for me lately. The girls seem interested and then when they find out I'm 25, they get scared... I'm mean it's only a difference of 6 years if I date a 19-year-old. It's perfect I think... but whatever... I'm not looking anyway.

19 and 25? Who cares, that's perfectly fine. If it's like 25 and 16 or something like that, ya, i just could never do that.

But it shouldn't really matter about age anyways, (just look at Matt and his saying a couple posts above this one )

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#78

ah yes, the "i'm not looking anyway" stuck at the end. go back to your anti-relationship thread.

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#79
ah yes, the "i'm not looking anyway" stuck at the end. go back to your anti-relationship thread.

I will now i really can't wait to kick your ass at SSBB

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#80

actually I was talking to Toobs, unless you also have an anti-relationship thread?

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