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THE TOP 10 THINGS MEN SHOULD NOT SAY OUT LOUD IN VICTORA'S SECRET:
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No thanks. Just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me??
3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2. Forty-Five bucks? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!
And the number 1 thing that a man should NEVER, EVER say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
1. Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that!
THE TOP 10 THINGS MEN SHOULD NOT SAY OUT LOUD IN VICTORA'S SECRET:10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No thanks. Just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me??
3. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2. Forty-Five bucks? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!
And the number 1 thing that a man should NEVER, EVER say out loud in Victoria's Secret:
1. Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that!
haha last one would get him slapped
what do you call anything that comes out of Scooby's butt??
Scooby Dooby Poo
A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks
to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looks
up at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring
at the smaller man`s penis. "Sorry," says the taller man."I`m not gay or
anything, but you have the longest penis I`ve ever seen, especially on a man so
small!" "Well," says the Leprechaun, "That`s because I`m a Leprechaun! ALL
Leprechauns have penises this size!" The taller man says, "Incredible! I`d give
anything if mine were that long." "Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all,
I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and
screw you, I`ll give you your wish!" "Gee," says the man, "I don`t know about
that----aw hell with it, OK!" Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just
humping away. "Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?" Finding it
difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says
over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..." "Imaging that, " says the little
man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!"
Speaking of the bathroom, Jerry’s at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms sidles up next to him and pleads, "Hey, buddy–can you help me out here?"
Though he feels uneasy, Jerry bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, and reaches in to pull out the guy’s penis. Much to his horror, it’s hideous. It’s moldy and bluish green, covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful.
Imagining the kudos he’ll get on Judgment Day, Jerry holds the man’s unit while he finishes urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the man’s pants and zips him up.
The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
"No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask—What the hell’s wrong with your johnson?"
The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says, "I don’t know, but I sure as hell ain’t touching it."
lol... that's grooossss
A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she’s ugly!”
“You jackass. That’s my daughter you’re talking about!” the person responds.
“Oops! I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you we’re the father.”
“I’m not, you stupid idiot. I’m the mother!”
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