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No, to be fair, it made me chuckle.

very good

Cute

She takes it up the rear???

ARE YOU ACCUSING AUSTRALIAN MEN OF HAVING SMALL PENISES!!!??

you better not be <_<

Heidegger has been known to be very critical with himself.

Heidegger has been known to be very critical with himself.

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Of himself, you mean?

yes, that's what I meant.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are talking.

The brunette says "I found some cigarettes in my daughters room, I never knew she smoked"

The redhead says "I found some alcohol in my daughters room, I didn't know she drinks."

The blonde goes "I found a condom in my daughter's room. I didn't know she had a dick"

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they

Two men are walking down the street...

I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore.

It's so stupid it's funny.

BWHAHAHAHAH!!

whats short and sticky?

a stick!!!!

what if it's a long stick?

Two men are walking down the street...

I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore.

It's so stupid it's funny.

hahahahahahahaahahahaha (Y)

what if it's a long stick?

<_< its a short stick! dont question the stick!!

I'll questioin it as much as I want....unless you're gonna hit me with it, in which case I shall cease questioning the longness of the stick

im gonna be ramming that stick somewhere if you ask another question!

where? :|

do you want me to show you? *brandishes stick*

stop picking on me you sadistic bitch