Laffy

You do.....

It was great She came at 11 & went at 5, we spent the whole time in my room...Time went by so quickly though....I guess it's right what they say...Time flies by when you're having fun.. :brows:

My sister saw her for the first time when she was leaving, and after she left, the first thing my sister said was: "Jesus, she's so small! How does that work? :|"

Bitch.

Shuddup :evil:

Berno's getting some action.

Wasn't she supposed to be helping you study?

I edited my post so much.

Yeah...She told her parents we were "studying", so we did "study"

Cause you can't type

Lovely

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Fuck, I'm listening to Diamonds From Sierra Leone by Kanye West,

and I just noticed that there's a line in this song that says "If you a

stripper named Portia and you get tips from many men"

Oh, the memories...

Remember the first time we commented each other, and you said you hated your name because it reminded you of strippers and stuff?!

Reply to my message.

Is that honestly what we talked about the first time?!

I remember you saying that you liked my siggy that said

"Don't forget kids: The higher your post count, the bigger you penis"

I did! Didn't I?...

Woops, nevermind I thought I had!

I was about to ask you why you weren't replying

That's how it all started. You were taken in by my charm.

No, you didn't.

Pffffffffft your charm

Btw, my thread can't be my thread without this:

:dance:

This is my default ringtone, btw:

Yes, my charm!

I like your big butt.

This is my default ringtone, btw:

You still haven't changed it? :|

I remember you telling me that like 2 months ago.

This website really can be a great way to procrastinate.

Glad you enjoyed the party. It's refreshing that you're not into getting drunk and all that; I'm not really, I'm just awful at keeping tabs on how much I've had. Not angelic . . . pfft. It sounds rather appropriate and pretty funny what happened to the girl at the karaoke; you must have had a good chuckle!

You used to live in South Africa then? The South African accent is awesome. I really wouldn't worry about your accent, it sounds pretty good from what you've said. (How about that for being patronising. ) People keep thinking that I'm South African (or else a bit of a Toff) because I've fallen into the habit of saying "yah" instead of "yeah", if that makes any sense. When I went out last weekend I was asked by a girl whether I was from Jo'burg, just out of the blue. :|

Really, the employees are keen Canadian McDonald's? Over here everyone seems really relaxed and they actually seem rather put out that you've actually dared to ask for some food. :| Am I right to mistrust the Drive-Thru?

Well, I can whisper . . . just really unsubtley. I don't say 'bitchy' things , I don't think , but really have walked into a number of elephant traps in my time!

I didn't notice the writing with all the creepy heads staring at me. It's really rather impressive.

This website really can be a great way to procrastinate.

Glad you enjoyed the party. It's refreshing that you're not into getting drunk and all that; I'm not really, I'm just awful at keeping tabs on how much I've had. Not angelic . . . pfft. It sounds rather appropriate and pretty funny what happened to the girl at the karaoke; you must have had a good chuckle!

You used to live in South Africa then? The South African accent is awesome. I really wouldn't worry about your accent, it sounds pretty good from what you've said. (How about that for being patronising. ) People keep thinking that I'm South African (or else a bit of a Toff) because I've fallen into the habit of saying "yah" instead of "yeah", if that makes any sense. When I went out last weekend I was asked by a girl whether I was from Jo'burg, just out of the blue. :|

Really, the employees are keen Canadian McDonald's? Over here everyone seems really relaxed and they actually seem rather put out that you've actually dared to ask for some food. :| Am I right to mistrust the Drive-Thru?

Well, I can whisper . . . just really unsubtley. I don't say 'bitchy' things , I don't think , but really have walked into a number of elephant traps in my time!

I didn't notice the writing with all the creepy heads staring at me. It's really rather impressive.

Yep, it was fun. I enjoyed laughing at the girl. Karma is a bitch

Yep, I was born right by Joburg actually I've lived in Canada nearly 10 years, though

I know exactly what you mean by the yah vs. yeah thing. Except, I would phonetically spell

it like "yaw." I still say it like that. People always ask me if I'm an Aussie.

Oh my gosh, so keen. I hate it. The McD's where we live must be quite different from

one another, then. Because ,at the McDonalds where I work, the DriveThru is 100 times more

reliable than the inside.

Hahaha, you have difficulty controlling the volume of your voice, eh? That's funny

Yes, my charm!

I like your big butt.

You're not allowed to talk about my ass on the internet!

This is my default ringtone, btw:

You still haven't changed it? :|

I remember you telling me that like 2 months ago.

I wasn't talking about your ass....I was singing along with the song, I just changed the lyrics...

Yeah sure buddeh

Buddah.

Belly.

Dead fetus.

We're doing word relation, now?