The Anti-Relationship Thread

Eh! Eh! This is the ANTI-Relationship thread?

Heres one... stop caring so much. Stop caring, the fear of failure subsides, you are liberated to just do as nature intended. There are plenty of fish left in that sea.

Anyway, stop contaminating this thread with rubbish on how to talk to a girl you like. I wish I had your "problem".

Instead, you should ask how to stop thinking about a certain girl that just seems to be perfect for you in every way. You should ask how to keep breathing every time you see her face. You should ask how to fight the urge to just squeeze her when she's near you or how to hold your breath around her so you don't smell her perfume. You should ask how to alienate yourself from her and see her as a stranger even if you feel like you've known her for your entire life. You should ask how to notice her flaws and be turned off by them instead of being fascinated. You should ask how to judge her with contempt when you see her at her worst instead of helping her to be a better person. In fact, fight the desire to become a better person yourself. You should be asking how to convince yourself that the goosebumps you get everytime she touches you are from sheer disgust instead of pure exhileration.

Relationships are for the weak my friend. Avoid at all costs. Stay strong.

It appears you are not much infactuated by a girl but more obsessed.. or at least trying to not be.. I bet trying to get over someone who broke your heart or ego.. depending on how obsessed you were.

Wow Toob .. if you need to talk let me know.

And yeah.. at the moment I am a bit with you on the freedom thing.. having a relationship can be nice but being single is so much more less confining ..

As for telling someone how to talk to someone they like .. its not really about relationships.. one can not get laid unless they can at least talk to the person they want it with.. lol

Ew. Obsession sounds so creepy. It's not an infatuation. My judgement seems to be clear. Perhaps it is an obsession but at the same time, my persistent and disturbing preoccupation with the matter does not seem to be unreasonable. I just need to find something else to occupy my mind with. I haven't been able to stop thinking about this no matter what I do.

It's just really complicated. It will uncomplicate itself if I can survive this another month. Then I'm living on my own again and I can bring strangers home without my parents there to tell them my life story and shit.

And yes, I need to talk about it.

Anyway, yeah, talking to a girl you like doesn't mean anything but when people have to ask, that where they're usually trying to lead to.

First love? First loves can be a little bit to get over. Sorry to hear about this...

Continue to talk to who ever you need, it lessens the hurt which can make forgetting easier.

Ew. You used the "L" word... but I do suppose this could possibly be the closest I've gotten to the real thing.

I feel better now though... except I'm broke. I went shopping and bought a Sisley blazer, a couple Armani ties, and fancey assed money clip. Then I went bowling all night and had pitchers until the keg ran out. I felt better a little bit and but then started thinking about it again. Then for some reason I found myself in church and I balled my eyes out. Then I really felt better. I even went to go see her later on in the day after checking out some apartments. She saw me with my new blazer and tie on and she was glowing... but that's not what complicates it. I dunno... maybe I'm just overthinking.

[edited out the ramble]

Anyway... single is the way to go.

Yeah.. I agree with being single..

SO far, no one has shown to be the right one. I found I seem to be happier with myself. And it seems so much less complicated and stressful too.

My Gosh...

Rant. My head hurts.

I only have to survive one more week and then my chances of never seeing this girl again for the rest of my life are pretty good. I move into my apartment on Wednesday and her last day at work is next Monday. After that I just delete her from my phone and I'll be back on my game in a week or two. She can drool over eye candy she can't have and date all the less than attractive and less than good enough for her ninnies she wants and I won't be effected at all because I'll be a hundred miles away while drinking body shots off of strangers.

Shyte... I almost asked her to be my plus one at my cousin's fancy debutant party today though.... okay... I did... luckily she's busy that night at her own family dinner. Saved by rejection. It's a blessing in disguise... I only fall for girls that are somewhat disgusted by me. Now I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing and working on getting a plus two for this party. Two best friends, cute, and fun. If I can score this then I'm set and my reputation is preserved (I had two dates on both my sister's debutant parties too ).

I must sound like a real jackass...

I guess I am.

.. but it's really hard for a man to be a gentlemen thesedays when most of the ladies just don't act like ladies.

Well... Good night. That's my rant.

Nah you don't sound like a jackass toobs, if i was in your situation i'd probably be doing the same thing

And i love your plan

My Gosh...

Rant. My head hurts.

I only have to survive one more week and then my chances of never seeing this girl again for the rest of my life are pretty good. I move into my apartment on Wednesday and her last day at work is next Monday. After that I just delete her from my phone and I'll be back on my game in a week or two. She can drool over eye candy she can't have and date all the less than attractive and less than good enough for her ninnies she wants and I won't be effected at all because I'll be a hundred miles away while drinking body shots off of strangers.

Shyte... I almost asked her to be my plus one at my cousin's fancy debutant party today though.... okay... I did... luckily she's busy that night at her own family dinner. Saved by rejection. It's a blessing in disguise... I only fall for girls that are somewhat disgusted by me. Now I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing and working on getting a plus two for this party. Two best friends, cute, and fun. If I can score this then I'm set and my reputation is preserved (I had two dates on both my sister's debutant parties too ).

I must sound like a real jackass...

I guess I am.

.. but it's really hard for a man to be a gentlemen thesedays when most of the ladies just don't act like ladies.

Well... Good night. That's my rant.

I may have been relieved from my situation today.. Life is too short to be with the wrong person ..

Moving on is not being a jack ass.. it happens .. sometimes people are very suave and sometimes they just deal how they can..

As for the lady thing.. what kind of lady are you looking for? wouldn't you prefer a woman? lol

I might add that gentelmen are really hard to find nowadays too, perhaps the "type" of lady you are finding has everything to do with the lack of gentlemen in their lives.

Good luck Toob ..

Ew. A customer came up to us today while we were working on a display and said we looked good together. Nyucks.

Ew. A customer came up to us today while we were working on a display and said we looked good together. Nyucks.

Are you sure you do not want this girl? She really isn't the right girl for you?

Stop it with the sewing the seeds of doubt. TooBoku looks good with anyone. That was just a random vent because despite what has been rationalized as the best course of action, there is still a lot of residue attraction to this girl that I have to overcome. If she's still attracted to me that's fine but I would rather not cater to that since she had way too many chances and she blew them. I don't need much and I don't need to be in a relationship. It would just be nice to know someone's got my back and that someone's rooting for team TooBoku.

TooBoku likes 5'5" brunettes with olive eyes, a lean figure, and larger than average boobs that are smart, assertive, but can still roll with the punches and have a good time. At first I thought she was my type personalitywise and I was good to let go of the physical stuff because she can hold her own in that regard anyway. Turns out despite plans for med school and an internship in California like Toobs, she's still kind of retarded. Retardedness looses a lot of points. If I were to be in a relationship, what I'm looking for I admit is probably very difficult to find but whatevs. That keeps me single longer. I just wish I could get my mind off her.

Men are so funny sometimes..

OMG you just described me.. **screams and runs** LOL .. JK..

What a shock a man who first describes looks before attitude in the "perfect woman for him" .. that is original.. I will point out one thing.. how do you have "larger than average boobs that are smart, assertive, but can still roll with the punches and have a good time"? Toob hate to burst your bubble.. you can plan life all you want but then eventually life hits you back with reality.

I hope you have people for your back .. I am a little anti men at the moment.. so due to your gender I ain't got you this time. Men can be quite stupid when it comes to matters of the heart and emotional crap. If you want to talk about retarded maybe you should say something about men and emotionals... OOPPS i will stop now.. like I said .. I am a little anti men right now.

For advice and sounding a bit by polar here, I can tell you why you are stuck on her like you are.. but not here. I think to bring the point across would require to be too personal, and certain things of my relationships never come into the forum. No worries of my behavior about men .. when giving advice.. I tend to put my self neutral.

Haha... OMG! I probably did get pretty close to your description!

Come here South Mama Boom Boom! :evil:

Yes, you do seem quite anti-men at the moment. I'm sorry if it sounded like I was complaining about your advice. I was actually describing my situation. I don't need to be in a clingy assed relationship. I was just saying that it would be nice to know that someone reciprocated feelings of genuine fondness. That's all. A simple "Thanks for caring about me, I care about you too."

Other than that, I can go on being single indefinitely.

Love yourself

Haha... OMG! I probably did get pretty close to your description!

Come here South Mama Boom Boom! :evil:

Yes, you do seem quite anti-men at the moment. I'm sorry if it sounded like I was complaining about your advice. I was actually describing my situation. I don't need to be in a clingy assed relationship. I was just saying that it would be nice to know that someone reciprocated feelings of genuine fondness. That's all. A simple "Thanks for caring about me, I care about you too."

Other than that, I can go on being single indefinitely.

"Thanks for caring about me, I care about you too."

You will be soon close to me.. California was it?.. It would be more like your coming to me.. lol

No worries about how you sounded.. I was just pointing my emotion and explained why I was using the words I did. I still have a little recentment .. men can be so uncaring sometimes. i know what you mean by wanting genuine fondness.

well there is a thing or two about the description that does not meet my profile but I think you know which parts.

Can someone please take a large blunt object and bludgeon me to death with it?

I am not worthy of the air I breathe. I'm all talk and have nothing to show for it.

I'm a chicken shit. I thought I never wanted to see her again but it turns out, I'm afraid of just that.

How the hell do I go from counting the days until I'm rid of her from my life to helping her move and painting her room 140km away from the class that I'm supposed to be in? How? What do you get in return? Beer and pizza?

Fuck you, heart. Fuck you. Can brain have a turn driving? Please? If I didn't know asshole was passing shit all the time, I could swear that you were asshole. Fuck. I think you've been broken too many times because you don't seem to be working properly. You're gonna ruin my life.

^^^

:trout: :avada:

There ya go toobs and if it makes you feel any better, i'd probably do the same thing.

Can someone please take a large blunt object and bludgeon me to death with it?

I am not worthy of the air I breathe. I'm all talk and have nothing to show for it.

I'm a chicken shit. I thought I never wanted to see her again but it turns out, I'm afraid of just that.

How the hell do I go from counting the days until I'm rid of her from my life to helping her move and painting her room 140km away from the class that I'm supposed to be in? How? What do you get in return? Beer and pizza?

Fuck you, heart. Fuck you. Can brain have a turn driving? Please? If I didn't know asshole was passing shit all the time, I could swear that you were asshole. Fuck. I think you've been broken too many times because you don't seem to be working properly. You're gonna ruin my life.

Do you know how many times I have heard guys same what you have said? Maybe not in the same way.. you tend to be a bit creative.

Feeling is not a bad thing.. its why you want to break from her that is killing you.. it was not enough of a reason for you heart .. just your brain. time away will either get easier .. or .. absence will make the heart grow stronger.. I guess you will know with time.. And BTW stop being a chicken shit.. usually that makes someone wishy washy and indecisive. And that is not fair to the girl.

Of course it's not fair for her. That's why I'm so mad at myself. All I want is what's best for her despite what happens to me. That sounds so textbook but it's true.

[EDIT: In coherent rambling and invalid excuses.]

[EDIT 2: I have no idea how retarded I sound when I go a whole night without sleeping. The inside of my head must be a wonderful place to live.]

Of course it's not fair for her. That's why I'm so mad at myself. All I want is what's best for her despite what happens to me. That sounds so textbook but it's true.

[EDIT: In coherent rambling and invalid excuses.]

[EDIT 2: I have no idea how retarded I sound when I go a whole night without sleeping. The inside of my head must be a wonderful place to live.]

Please tell me again.. why do you think you need to let her go?