The Anti-Relationship Thread

toobs gets to know what it is like to be a celeb..... nice.

Are you sure its stalking? Maybe you two just have really good conversation skills and talk alot.

Ew.

I just can't believe what I did to get myself into this mess.

Whadya do toobs?

Did someone seen your picture online and you accidently left your cell number next to the pic?

Did someone recognize you and creepy looked up you info and called you?

Did Toobs say "HI" to the wrong person?

No really, let me guess.. You flirted with a girl or guy and they took it the wrong way.

Ok so what if your just sitting there half asleep and kind of drunk and a girl just straddles you and starts kissing you think to yourself "Hmm... she's already kissing me, wouldn't it be rude not to kiss back?" and then the next thing you clearly remember is waking up covered in sweat with no clothes on and your sister's chubby friend sleeping on your chest?

I've determined never to say "Do what you want to me, just let me sleep" again. That will actually be interpreted as permission and perhaps even something affectionate.

I have nothing .. only

WOW Toobs.. complaining about getting laid?

No, complaining about the fixation that followed.

She's not bothering me that much anymore though.

Give it another week or two and it'll be like it never happened.

I thought guys brag about getting laid.

Of course there is a tendency to also have the biggest "fish tale" when necessary. But to have it not exist.. wow..

Bragging about getting laid is in poor taste I think. Maybe it's the way I've been brought up.

Plus if you get some often enough, people will start to think you're either lying all the time or you have an STD.

Not saying I get laid that often but really.

Good point...

And good way to think of it. I wish more men wouldn't brag about what they do.