Masturbation makes you ugly!
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My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.
When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.
Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.
No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.
Isn't that so cool?!
I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.
I want feedback!
It's funny as a joke, but you're serious? :|
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Masturbation is supposed to release stress, but it seems like the more you masturbated, the more acne you got.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hahahaha What is this for a logic hahahaha if you moving you arm (and you are all day movig parts of your body) and get an orgasm (if you have sex you are moving to and get an orgasm), then you will get more acne? hahahahahaha
Heidegger must mean you get less acne if you practice selibacy.Masturbation is supposed to release stress, but it seems like the more you masturbated, the more acne you got.
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hahahaha What is this for a logic hahahaha if you moving you arm (and you are all day movig parts of your body) and get an orgasm (if you have sex you are moving to and get an orgasm), then you will get more acne? hahahahahaha
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well my boyfriend told me not to do it so much because it will cause acne. it heard it before. he calls it something, i forget. but i dont want to expirement to see if it makes my face better 
i think u all know what i mean
hahahaha you are so funny 
I don`t believe it 
But if you stay in the rain, you will grow ^^ realy... I don`t make jockes hehehe
well my boyfriend told me not to do it so much because it will cause acne. it heard it before. he calls it something, i forget. but i dont want to expirement to see if it makes my face better<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol i know what u mean natalie
well my boyfriend told me not to do it so much because it will cause acne. it heard it before. he calls it something, i forget. but i dont want to expirement to see if it makes my face better<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol i know what u mean natalie
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Proteine is good for the skin...
well my boyfriend told me not to do it so much because it will cause acne. it heard it before. he calls it something, i forget. but i dont want to expirement to see if it makes my face better<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol i know what u mean natalie
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Proteine is good for the skin...
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My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.
Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.
No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.
Isn't that so cool?!
I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.
I want feedback!
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Your body cannot differentiate between masturbation and sex. Period. Sex makes your body produce oils, which can indeed cause acne ("Ooh! My hair is so shiney now!"), but it's all types of sex, not just masturbation. Hell, if sex and acne even had a big-time correlation you'd have a shitload of acne-ridden people who have sex/masturbate all the time and a bunch of clear-faced people who never have sex/masturbate. That's not how I think the world works, what about you? Anyway, those are the contradictions I see, and I personally think your argument is wrong in both parts. Your body cannot tell the difference between masturbation and sex, and sex CAN lead to acne, but not really to the point to where your attractiveness is affected by it all that much.
Maybe ugly people just masturbate more. Could that be it?
My point is that your body can't differentiate between sex and masturbation. Therefore, the body will be sexually satisfied and will not attempt to be attractive to attract a mate. Not only pimples, but other stuff as well, like your mojo, pheromones or whatever.
Then why didn't you title the post "Sex makes you ugly!"?
I would competely agree with the argument if you said "Sex possibly makes you have acne!" Or maybe "Sex causes some glands to kick into gear that produce oils and other substances that can often lead to acne! (Oh noes!)." You're kind of simplyfing and then obfuscating the argument. :yuckky:
Then why didn't you title the post "Sex makes you ugly!"?I would competely agree with the argument if you said "Sex possibly makes you have acne!" Or maybe "Sex causes some glands to kick into gear that produce oils and other substances that can often lead to acne! (Oh noes!)"
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Finally someone who tell something after think about this topic, I
Then why didn't you title the post "Sex makes you ugly!"?I would competely agree with the argument if you said "Sex possibly makes you have acne!" Or maybe "Sex causes some glands to kick into gear that produce oils and other substances that can often lead to acne! (Oh noes!)." You're kind of simplyfing and then obfuscating the argument. :yuckky:
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Sex makes you ugly. That's right. But, won't make you less attractive.
After you have sex, you are suppose to be less attractive, so as to make it harder for you to find other mates.
that contradicts evolutionary theory in males.
We're meant to be the hit-and-run type, impregnating female after female, if it were not for the sanctions induced by society. According to evolution, men want as many partners as possible, so what is the point of our bodies making us less attractive after sex?
Unless of course we're in the iddle of the process of killing off the males that get ugly after sex
I don't think there's a significant correlation between sex and ugliness
My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly.I want feedback!
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I hardly believe that. Only one way to find out....post a picture of yourself. Just joking!