Masturbation makes you ugly!

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#41
It's odd, but somehow I think there is some correlation between my face and my wanking habits. For instance, since I've slowed down, my face has gotten a lot better; but this could be the result of any number of things.

In any case, I think it's healthier to not slap the salami more than once a day. I'm not saying major wankers are unhealthy, but in my own experience it's a lot better to take it easy.

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Hormones. Your hormone level goes down which makes you wank less and reduces your acne problem.

You can safely wank many time a day if you need to.

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But, it doesn't seem that way.

It seems that when your hormone level is high, you can have relatively few pimples and vice versa.

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#42
It's odd, but somehow I think there is some correlation between my face and my wanking habits. For instance, since I've slowed down, my face has gotten a lot better; but this could be the result of any number of things.

In any case, I think it's healthier to not slap the salami more than once a day. I'm not saying major wankers are unhealthy, but in my own experience it's a lot better to take it easy.

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Hormones. Your hormone level goes down which makes you wank less and reduces your acne problem.

You can safely wank many time a day if you need to.

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But, it doesn't seem that way.

It seems that when your hormone level is high, you can have relatively few pimples and vice versa.

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That makes no sense. Mainly because your hormones are what make you get acne in the first place!

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#43

I have gone through months with almost zero sexual desire, for a time, I convinced myself that I am an asexual.

During those months, I had the worst acne break-outs ever.

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#44

Hormones aren't the only factor in your getting pimples. That being said, hormones regulate your pore's oil secretions, which could potentially lead to more pimples.

Also, there are many types of hormones, not just the ones that control sexual desire. Just because you have no sexual desire doesn't mean you have no hormones.

I think Barry can elaborate if need be.

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#45

i've decided that im not going to wank anymore....we'll see how long this lasts...but i think i can go a couple months

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#46
i've decided that im not going to wank anymore....we'll see how long this lasts...but i think i can go a couple months

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ummm... if you mean that you won't intentionally induce a state of sexual arousal upon yourself, then using your girlfriend will be considered cheating as well

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#47
i've decided that im not going to wank anymore....we'll see how long this lasts...but i think i can go a couple months

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Good, you can join me on the quest to be Tibetan monks.

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#48
i've decided that im not going to wank anymore....we'll see how long this lasts...but i think i can go a couple months

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ummm... if you mean that you won't intentionally induce a state of sexual arousal upon yourself, then using your girlfriend will be considered cheating as well

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thats the only reason i think i can make it a couple months...so that is so not cheating

oh yea...im starting tomorrow......i decided that a couple hours ago <_<

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#49
oh yea...im starting tomorrow......i decided that a couple hours ago <_< 

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Somewhat akin to Ali G who ate as much as he could, just before going on a hunger strike.

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#50
i've decided that im not going to wank anymore....we'll see how long this lasts...but i think i can go a couple months

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ummm... if you mean that you won't intentionally induce a state of sexual arousal upon yourself, then using your girlfriend will be considered cheating as well

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thats the only reason i think i can make it a couple months...so that is so not cheating

oh yea...im starting tomorrow......i decided that a couple hours ago <_<

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HAHAHAHA That's easy then. Just have your girlfriend around you 24/7 She'd probably do a better job too, but let's not get into the specifics

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#51

I masturbate almost every day, and I think I'm pretty cute.

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#52

I hope that's so true Brenna!

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#53

I've come to the conclusion, after having not masturbated for a long time, that it doesn't do anything to my skin.

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#54
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#55

it makes you ugly not just physically and also spiritually. maybe it may release stress for a few hours ,then? smoking also relax you for minutes or hours, do u smoke to relax?

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#57

Masturbation makes you saint for a few hours.

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#59

computers can break the relations with ur surrounding realities everything can be noxious if you abuse them, and i don't think masturbation is the most dangerous one. Plus masturbating doesn't prevent anyone from having sex so i don't see how it could prevent them from interacting with other ppl... about raping or killing someone, i say: bullshit

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#60

I say

U.G.L.Y you're fugly!! j/k

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