Masturbation makes you ugly!
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The truth is I come here hoping to see posts making fun of you. It's entertaining and you earn every one of them. And it's possible to talk about the effects of masturbation without hearing your specifics. Not to mention, we all know your ridiculous theory by now and you're only getting redundant.
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Masturbation is good for your soul ?? :| :| :|
Maybe it's even better than prayer. 
Your gonna be Satan's favorite toy, Matt !!! :| :| :|
Who are you kidding? I'm going to overthrow him and party with AC/DC everyday for eternity. Highway to Hell!
Who are you kidding? I'm going to overthrow him and party with AC/DC everyday for eternity. Highway to Hell!
but dont masturbate, use some scream, watch out for acne ... :| :| :| ...
hahahaha you guys crack me up :|
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omg at 1st post :|
omg at 1st post :|
My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.
Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.
No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.
Isn't that so cool?!
I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.
I want feedback!
My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.
Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.
No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.
Isn't that so cool?!
I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.
I want feedback!
Says the harvard professor with 20+ of research to back that up. Sorry if you wank, or finger your fanny alot but cannot find a mate. It's all due to genetics if your good looking or a confidant persona if you lack what society states as "beauty".
I must be hideous.
im with u on that one
I must be hideous.
I was about to defend Boku before I read the rest 