Masturbation makes you ugly!

Wow! That is the most stupid shit I ever heard!

Wow! That is the most stupid shit I ever heard!

haha

I bet all the models and celebrities are abstinent to keep their bodies fit

:rofl: :rofl:

This thread is ridiculous!!!

Tip: If you use gym chalk, don't masturbate after you workout unless you wash it off and lube up. You can stretch your foreskin and make it bleed.

Tip: If you use gym chalk, don't masturbate after you workout unless you wash it off and lube up. You can stretch your foreskin and make it bleed.

it's not true! there is no empirical proof that masturbation causes fugliness.

i'm a student nurse and we had like "thorough" sex ed stuff last semester. one of my male classmates asked our prof about the adverse effects of masturbation. at first, she scared them by joking that pleasuring yourself causes blindness and retarded offspring. actually, especially among guys, she says it's healthy: there's a study which states that masturbation contributes in decreasing your chance of havin prostate cancer! SO JERK AWAY!

Tip: If you use gym chalk, don't masturbate after you workout unless you wash it off and lube up. You can stretch your foreskin and make it bleed.

My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.

When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.

Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.

No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.

Isn't that so cool?!

I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.

I want feedback!

OK this threads been brought to my attention... and I may regret say this but...

First I will agree.... OMG... If you really want to get into the physical part of this... I will say orgasms exert chemicals in your body that are usually beneficial to you (read up on it there is plenty of literature) and it doesn't release chemicals that usually give you acne... and if masterbating is what some people feel they need to do to not be emotional ugly people, (which can happen when frustration builds) then I say go for it... I rather see them enjoy themselves instead of be frustrated a... holes.... its a natural instinct that was given to us for a reason (look that up too)... And by the way our body does know the difference when we do not have a mate... your touching yourself.... I am pretty sure the other senses know... I may come back and edit this but this is what I say now...

I'm not sure how it is for women, but masturbation is actually healthy for men if they're not sexually active. It's good for the prostate if there's, um, regular "discharges".

My theory is that maturbation makes you ugly. You see, your body is currently so due to its survival needs.

When men see breasts, they get aroused because their primitive instinct is telling them that their children will have milk. When they see a nice ass and curves, they get aroused because there natural instincts tell them that this lady is fit for bearing children. Women are attracted to masculine guys, not skinny dudes, because their primitive instinct sense protection and strength. This is always so with animals, and we are living creatures, and therefore, have these instincts as well.

Now, my theory is this: as we abstain from masturbation, our primitive instincts are saying that we are in need of a mate. Our body will therefore change its appearance in order to attract the opposite sex. But when we masturbate, our body is thinking, "Hey! We are mating!" So the need to attract the opposite sex is no longer present, and our body begins to stop reinventing itself in order to attract people. And as this occurs, the primitive instinct of others tells them that this person is not in need of a mate, and already has one.

No lie I honestly tried this and it seems that whenever I stop masturbating for a couple weeks, I notice less acne on my face.

Isn't that so cool?!

I already have a few contradictions to my own theory, like how come some people always find you more attractive when you have a boyfriend/girlfriend or a husband/wife. But that's probably just because they want to thrill of getting an unattainable person.

I want feedback!

If we do not doing this then what ? like if you asking me I don't have any girl friend now and never had any sex experience and i'm 23 right now

it's not true! there is no empirical proof that masturbation causes fugliness.

i'm a student nurse and we had like "thorough" sex ed stuff last semester. one of my male classmates asked our prof about the adverse effects of masturbation. at first, she scared them by joking that pleasuring yourself causes blindness and retarded offspring. actually, especially among guys, she says it's healthy: there's a study which states that masturbation contributes in decreasing your chance of havin prostate cancer! SO JERK AWAY!

Well, looks like i wont have prostate cancer in my life then.

This is comical theory whether it is serious/true or not.

However, if this were proven and I knew it, I'd be on the floor writhing in horniness.

If we do not doing this then what ? like if you asking me I don't have any girl friend now and never had any sex experience and i'm 23 right now

shit, are u like my nonidentical twin or s'tin...i'm nearing 23, i never had a bf and have not even touched myself sexually, let alone masturbated!! but perhaps its me being asian and how we view masturbation as some what taboo. i'm also quite religious, though i swear a lot!! and hey if this theory about not masturbating makes oneself more attractive then kudos for me!! but i am not anti masturbation in anyway....to each his/her own....i would've tried it myself had it not been the repercussions of masturbation...namely being addicted to it!! why start something you may not have a control over, right??

So I'm very ugly and i wont have prostate cancer ? :hell yea!:

i see nothin bad about jerkin, just it sometimes happens that ur right hand replaces ur partnior. if it doesn't happen, there is nothin bad about wankin twice or two ;

Yes, there is nothing bad about jerking, this is even very healthy

If you masturbate a few hours before having sex with your girlfriend

you will last longer, what she will appreciate much

is it true that face gets pimpled in case of frequent masturbetion?

I think that it is rather the opposite, no sex or masturbation and you get a pimpled face

i dunno

If you masturbate a few hours before having sex with your girlfriend

you will last longer

Plus, it gives you a bigger cumshot. Which is particularly good if you're heading for a spectacular ending (on her belly, back etc.)!