The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

Pure gold here

He likes a good laugh too...

I finally noticed the feet after all this time. Just goes to show how much a GUY I am...feet what feet?

No I mean like you are Australian and like you know u have crocodile & crocodile dundee in Australia and also a lot of crazy killers and maybe u would love to have a crocodile as a pet? To protect you like, you know?

[Russell James says:]

What? Are youze taking me for some flaming stereotype?!! Strewth...

Besides, ol' Russ hasn't had a pet since a dingo ate my meat pie. Bloody dingoes.

I am sorry I won't ask questions Candice/LindsAy/Erin/blondVSmodel asked me to ask you anymore...

You can definitely (kind of) see the bra in that Lindsay shot. And her feet aren't bad, for feet.

What´s up with her feet anyway?

I have another (serious!!) question for Russell - do you think that the warm climate somehow favours for all the poisonous especies you have in Australia (more than in the whole rest of the world!!) and does it somehow affect the women in similar manner? :brows:

btw I love dingos!!

I have another (serious!!) question for Russell - do you think that the warm climate somehow favours for all the poisonous especies you have in Australia (more than in the whole rest of the world!!) and does it somehow affect the women in similar manner?

[Russell James says:]

Well you should see Miranda on the grog - bungs on a blue, gets into right old stoush, and the place goes bloody rort! My oath.

Anyways, the barbie's warmed up and I'm off for a few stubbies now. Here's looking at you sideways, hooroo...

He likes a good laugh too...

Adriana Lima looks pretty in that picture

I have another (serious!!) question for Russell - do you think that the warm climate somehow favours for all the poisonous especies you have in Australia (more than in the whole rest of the world!!) and does it somehow affect the women in similar manner?

[Russell James says:]

Well you should see Miranda on the grog - bungs on a blue, gets into right old stoush, and the pace goes rort! My oath.

Anyways, the barbie's warmed up and I'm off for a few stubbies now. Here's looking at you sideways, hooroo...

come back soon Russell! I still have many questions

[Miranda Kerr says:]

Hello everyone. Miranda Kerr, wife of world famous actor Orlando Bloom, VS Angel, certfied nutritionist, Fantasy Bra alumna and all around hot piece of ass here. I heard there was a VS chat so I just wanted to drop by and remind you that I have a healthy organic make-up and beauty line called Kora, available online (just effin google it!), and the shit ain't gonna buy itself. So if you're interested, here's an offer code for free shipping: VSSUCKS. Offer lasts til yesterday. Did I mention I'm doing Orlando Bloom on a regular basis? Cause I am. 'Til then, treasure yourselves, bitches!

^

[Miranda Kerr says:]

PHONE-IT-IN MIRANDA WILL ACT JUST LIKE SHE'S NOT REALLY BOTHERED AND IT'S ALMOST A HASSLE FOR HER TO BE THERE. IT'S JUST LIKE SHE'S REALLY "ON THE PHONE" AND NOT GIVING YOU 100% OF HER TIME AND INTEREST! WILL LOOK BORED AND NON-COMMITTAL AS IF SHE REALLY IS...

*Nb - might become suddenly animated and talkative about KORA organics. This is out of our hands. You have been forewarned. Your statutory rights are not affected.

Dear Victoria's Secret,

I was shocked and appalled with your latest catalogue (the one with Lindsay or Erin on the cover) as I had to get to page 87 - yes, that's page 87 - before I got to a picture of Candice:

(87?!?! )

Not only that, but there were only 23 pictures of her in the entire book - yes, that's 23!!! Why do you bother using other girls when you have a perfectly perfect in every way Candice to take all the pictures with? My god, some of them weren't even blonde!?!? I don't understand.

I'm on the verge of cancelling my subscription. What's the point if you're going to start giving me choice? :yuckky: Why, I even saw a photo campaign which didn't even have her in it at all!!! It had Lindsay or Erin, and then a brunette (a BRUNETTE? I mean, really?). This simply must stop...

If it wasn't for the fact that (thank the lord) Candice was on the back cover - and that the postman wisely delivered it upside down to spare us all this madness (probably a governmental stipulation after noticing this error) - then I'd be long gone:

(The correct cover - obviously)

Please, I implore you to take more care with future releases.

Yours sincerely,

The rational and balanced members of Candice's Bellazon thread.

I'm still traumatize after looking at the catalogue, i got it today & i couldn't believe the blasphemy on it... No Candice? Really?

lool B, thank you for a morning laugh

Candice disappearing is NOTHING to laugh about! It's serious bizness! What will we do during the day if we can't look at her sexy voluptuous curves no more? Huh? What. Will. We. Do?

NGL, I can't even deal with you rn.

NRSR!

When someone loses everything that gave his life a sense, what else remains than a solid laugh???