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+ Joe, we've all been there...
^Whoah, what are the chances?!! 
If it wasn't for my massive disinterest in Shanina Shaik you'd swear I'd been pilfering ideas... As is (since I'm feeling generous 
), we'll put it down to "great minds think alike". 
Not to kiss your ass 
but yours is funnier.
If only Shanina knew she is Adriana.
+ Joe, we've all been there...
She is everywhere 
. Not only that, but every woman with dark hair and light eyes is her child 
.
I guess I'm not obligated to admit that I haven't seen this movie
She is omnipotent AND has a web site
LOL Sorry if repost .
Baron, where were you on that day? Surely NOT on that stadium? 
^I don't have an alibi either...Baron, where were you on that day? Surely NOT on that stadium?
I knew it :evil:
When told that the alien from Alien was going to take on the music industry next, Tyra tweeted, "that's great, just like when I made that music video that time."
However, when told that he was a nominee for the "most epic forehead" award, things turned into a social media war and she tweeted back, "there can be only one..." whatever that means 
. I'm curious to see how it turns out 
.
No Alien will mess with Tyra... and especially her forehead! FIGHT!
So, you know that in about 7 months the VSFS 2012 will take place and as it is never too soon to talk about it, me and a few insiders from Ellingson-fans.com are now able to reveal the song from the PINK section. I think it totally fits the show!
Victoria Secret 'Shit' in photoshop bomb. #fail
I just read something on this not to long ago via some 3rd party Yahoo news outlet.
I shall shit myself indeed after seeing that 
^ Whoa! It has special powers. It doesn't need to say "Simon Says" for people to "Shit YourThemself" :o
Well, suit happens, I guess...
I suppose it does .
IT'S THE 2ND ANNUAL (totally spurious) WHAT IS SEXY? LIST!
After making a massively successful list last year, it's BACK! This year, apparently, you could only vote on 'What Is Sexy?' if you were blonde. I mean, who cares what non-blondes have to say about it? So we've got Doutzen, Toni, Candice, Erin and Lindsay to speak for us. Total diversity at play there VS. Nice work. And what diverse choices they made too: Diane Kruger, Stacy Keibler, Jennifer Lawrence, Blake Lively... Stop me if you're noticing a trend. Hell, even Beyonce was blonde in her photo:
So, naturally, we only asked blondes too. Didn't ask Candice though - she looked so pissed off at having to say Jennifer Lawrence had the best eyes when clearly the answer was her. She even flashed them over the picture card to prove how wrong the result was. Or she might have just woken up? Difficult to tell.
Therefore we asked Agnetha from ABBA. Siegfried (but not Roy). The population of Finland. And all those new potential "Angels": Toni, Elyse, Jessica Hart... Lais? Not so much.
Well, I bet you can't contain your anticipation any longer. Here are last year's results: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2535830 We tinkered with these ridiculously arbitrary categories a little bit, but I'm sure you'll find all your favourites still there.
SEXIEST MURDERER IN CLUEDO:
This year it's all about the murderer. Weapons are so 2011. And clearly we could only think of one name.
SEXIEST CHOCOLATE COOKIE:
"If I HAVE to have a chocolate based cookie - I at least want one with something positive inside."
SEXIEST MEMBER OF THE CAST OF IN LIVING COLOR:
Jim Carrey.
SEXIEST SIMPSONS CHARACTER:
All that teutonic Aryan goodness - in one hunkalicious body. Has to be Rainier Wolfcastle.
SEXIEST MEMBER OF HANSON:
This was the toughest fought category. We just couldn't decide. So it went to 'Scissors/Paper/Stone' in the end - and Zac won.
SEXIEST BELLAZONIAN:
All that teutonic Aryan goodness - in one hunkalicious body. Has to be Ariesdior.
SEXIEST THING ON A McDONALD'S MENU:
We went to White Castle instead.
SEXIEST JACKSON:
This category got dropped for 2012.
^ You did exactly what I was thinking of when I was watching that video, but why do I feel we are forgetting something...oh that's right...
SEXIEST EMOTICON
Okay...the list is now complete