The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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So precious Baron.
Ooh this thread is beautiful!!! How come I'm just seeing it??? Keep it coming u guys.
^Well you've only been a member a little less than a fortnight - plenty of members (of questionable taste, naturally) have never seen it! So I guess that puts you in the top 5 percentile... 
That was just pure gold, damn
Final theme edits @VSFashion_CBS and here's one that got the cut. The other 6 are major... just wait!
^Hope this means the 'Clown' theme is still on then? 
It's a sure-fire CBS ratings winner. Adriana walks down the runway honking her boobs and pulling funny faces to everyone's amusement. Whilst the crowd will gasp at the long-awaited return of KK, who stumbles as first her shoe falls off, and then she has a (televised) backstage "wardrobe malfunction", and then she comes back on in a little car who's wheels fall off and then the bonnet flies up and smoke billows out! Finally they reprise Elyse Taylor and her terrible 'PINK Nation' outfit from 2009 (surely only meant for a clown anyway: http://www.bellazon....40#entry1988781 ) as she comes out threatening to throw a bucket of water over Russell Simmons and that bloke from C.S.I Miami in the audience - but it turns out just to be a load of Swarovski crystals and how we all laugh... 
It´s getting better and better every year 
Do they follow this book called "How to take a beautiful woman and make her look like a clown"? I´m sure lots of men will like it who wants to see women in lingerie anyway 
Well, heres the vido that goes along with it
I so do want
Someone should make a gif from 2.35 to 2.37
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oh yeah!
There is much easier, faster and permanent way how to receive this look:
[Kendra Spears says:]
Whatever, small fry.
[Adriana Lima says:]
Listen up everyone, my name is Adriana Lima. I'm a Victoria's Secret model and I don't want you to be fooled! There are only 10 Victoria's Secret Angels. And this year they are myself, Alessandra, Miranda, Doutzen, Behati, Candice, Erin, Chanel, Lindsay and that other one nobody remembers, ever. If you have seen ads or heard about another Angel trying to shill you some bras and panties
It's a fake. Don't believe it, don't buy what she sells. The real Victoria's Secret never uses brunettes. Remember, there are only 10 Victoria's Secret Angels and they sign five-year contracts once a year. I'm Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima and I don't want you to be fooled.
^ LOL
I hope you meant for it to be ironic that it is a brunette who is presenting the message 
lovely!! 
Someone should make a gif from 2.35 to 2.37
LISTEN UP EVERYONE. MY NAME IS ADRIANA LIMA, I'M A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE FOOLED...
SO, WELCOME TO MY NEW INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM THREAD:
ADRIANA LIMA IS
#1: THE MOON LANDINGS
Different Moon landing conspiracy theories claim that some or all elements of the Apollo program and the associated Moon landings were hoaxes staged by NASA and members of other organizations. Various groups and individuals have made such conspiracy claims since the end of the Apollo program in 1975. The conspiracy theorists argue that NASA and others knowingly misled the public into believing the landings happened by manufacturing, destroying, or tampering with evidence; including photos, transmissions, rock samples, and even some key witnesses.
The was one of the first organizations to accuse NASA of faking the landings, arguing that they were staged by Hollywood by Walt Disney, based on a script by Arthur C Clarke and directed by Stanley Kubrick. I suggest that the 1978 film Capricorn one (which depicts a hoaxed journey to Mars in a spacecraft that looks identical to the Apollo craft) may have given a boost to the hoax theory's popularity in the post-Vietnam era. Of course this happened during the post-Watergate/Nixon era, when US citizens were inclined to distrust official accounts. I'm SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT now by telling you the mass media catapulted these half-truths into a kind of twilight zone where people can make their guesses sound as truths. Mass media have a terrible impact on people who lack guidance...
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Me laughing me laughing me laughing!
Can we submit an investigation to Adriana in a near future?
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I am wondering if anyone can recognize Adriana behind the glasses? Because (damn!) just like Clark Kent she fools us with that elaborate disguise!
Someone should make a gif from 2.35 to 2.37
Oh that's mega creepy!! 
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(thank you 
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^ Well it is rumored she is a bot 
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