The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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LISTEN UP EVERYONE. MY NAME IS ADRIANA LIMA, I'M A VICTORIA'S SECRET MODEL AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE FOOLED...
SO, WELCOME TO MY NEW INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM THREAD:
ADRIANA LIMA IS
#3: WHAT HAPPENED TO POST #2?
Wow! Who knew that the sexual predilections of the BZ staff, Bigfoot, the current European currency crisis, and Ley-lines interfering with the forum upgrade would prove to be such a volatile and incendiary melange of revelations that post #2 had to be "disappeared"?!?!
But, never fear, truth-seekers - I, Adriana Lima: Super-Sleuth, will endeavour to knock down doors and ask the questions they don't want you to know the answers to. Wait! What's that? Who's at the door? OK, I need to get out of here - but I'm still SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT my friends...
This story won't go away!
^Adriana Lima: Super-Sleuth may be lying low, but I'm sure you can still request her help via the usual drop-off point and suspicious manila envelopes...Can we submit an investigation to Adriana in a near future?
^In her line of dangerous work she has to be a master of disguise. She's no amateur. Witness:&
I am wondering if anyone can recognize Adriana behind the glasses? Because (damn!) just like Clark Kent she fools us with that elaborate disguise!
Thread Edited.
Out of common courtesy and respect, please do not ridicule other members regardless of their membership status. Thank you
come on! That was funny!
This thread is the only one where we can use self-deprecating humour and I am pretty sure even LMS will find it funny.
How about freedom of the media??? U can't shut Adriana's freedom of speech?!!
No u can't!!!!!! 
PS: Oh on a side note? This editing is ridiculous. Just had to say it. Can't help myself. It's my nature. Not even sorry.
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I am wondering if anyone can recognize Adriana behind the glasses? Because (damn!) just like Clark Kent she fools us with that elaborate disguise!
^In her line of dangerous work she has to be a master of disguise. She's no amateur. Witness:
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x407/BaronOfFratton/stewardess.jpg
http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x407/BaronOfFratton/Adriana-Lima-s-thick-beard-96697.jpg
I guess that would explain this...
What the hell happened and I once again missed it all? 
this is so freakin´ funny 
There are so many misteries to solve!
How about Area 51? :brows:
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LOVE-DOLL
MK:MKII
˙MK:MK1 here: http://www.bellazon....80#entry2247978
˙˙ Well, 'All Models' minus Kate Upton - because she's too real and thus impossible to facsimile
“Calling all beach bums! Find your perfect fit in our online Swim Style Finder!” is the caption of this image, posted by Victoria’s Secret to the brand’s Facebook page. It’s followed by a link to their online bikini boutique. …Which is, in turn, followed by a 2000-deep (at pub time) comment thread about how absolutely fucking ridiculous this Photoshop hatchet job looks. The beach bum in question (we’re guessing it was Candice Swanepoel‘s, as she’s all over the online bikini store) has vanished, erased by seemingly the same guy who tore up poor Candice the last time we saw her… and the time before that. Maybe he has a grudge?
Really? It doesn't look that different from Candice's actual ass 
^ agree.
IT'S BACK˙ -
THE MIRANDA KERR
LOVE-DOLL
MK:MKII
˙MK:MK1 here: http://www.bellazon....80#entry2247978
˙˙ Well, 'All Models' minus Kate Upton - because she's too real and thus impossible to facsimile
It's maybe going to sound weird (or maybe not?) but I'd like to have the she-male version.
More easy to handle.
IT'S BACK˙ -
THE MIRANDA KERR
LOVE-DOLL
MK:MKII
˙MK:MK1 here: http://www.bellazon....80#entry2247978
˙˙ Well, 'All Models' minus Kate Upton - because she's too real and thus impossible to facsimile
It's maybe going to sound weird (or maybe not?) but I'd like to have the she-male version.
More easy to handle.
Does this years model come with kung-fu action grip?
I think it might sell extremelly well
^ Already bought 12 here...cheaper by the dozen. Now I FINALLY have my sexy ninja force I've always wanted.
Time to take over VS and implement my anti-blonde bombshell plan Run for your life Candice...RUN! 
Then they're a bad blogger. State some original opinions and post them yourself lolz and if that's all she/he is doing that that site is about as reliable as my mother's ex husband paying alimony. Maybe I'll go this route, pull a couple of "writers" into my staff and shit out a number of "facts" based on common sense and info that can never be actually tracked down by the visitors. Then I too will be the awesome insider.
Here's my first insider tip.
- Models who get old are often dropped by VS. And newer young ladies are brought in.
WUT! You don't say?
I claim Barron
So these things appear to be all the rage these days - gotta love "insiders" and there information... <_< Still, can't resist a challenge and 'Totally Spurious' has the ear and confidence of some top VS execs:
Please add more...
Priceless
Make that 59 now