red_ed

I love you red_ed

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Fuck you!! red_ed is my brother and I'm his sister! and I don't want people to know that he's gay alright?!? :|

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck ME? Fuck YOU!

Freddy Got Fingered makes me laugh... I apologise in advance if you havent seen it.

Oh wait till red_ed hears this...do you know that Ed is very protective of his younger sister ..do you? huh?

You said a couple of bad words! prepare to pay the price! mwahahah

i like your style, lets date.

so what now?

So, I'm gay and IX10N wants Chicken bad

:lost:

when you are :lost:

pip!

what the hell happened to this thread?

I have decided, that, out of my spare time, I shall come up with a fantastic letter.

November 7, 2 days before VSFS 2005!

Dearest Ed,

Ed who is older? me or you?

no, not literally. we all know twould be you.

but since i was nicole's first child, and you & chicken just sort of stuck yourselves onto her like bloodsucking leeches, don't you think i'm older?

and stop having incest with chicken!

then again, nicole's side of the family all consists of incestuous people. like how i want every damn male in our family *cough* my daddy, maddog *cough*

in fact that reminds me of austin powers! DADDY, daddy wasnt there, to change my underwear, it seems he doesnt caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare. daddy wasnt there!"

haha which leads to the odd japanese twins named FOok Mi and FOok yu! or was it fook you? or fook u? or fook yoo?

which then of course leads to my saying, "SCHMOKE AND A PANCAKE?"

but then again, there is always the "i've got a large.. OH WAIT I FORGOT! damn. oh right. i'm still in the quotes. which means it's still Dr. Evil's voice. okay i'll exit the quotes." There we go. I mean, he said something along the lines of " IT'S LARGE, AND FULL OF SEAMEN!" hahah get it? sea-men? large? hahaha. okay. moving on.

but you know what it comes down to is:

i wonder if jimmy changa really tastes like chicken.

because then he would be like Chicken. But he isn't.

i also wonder why you used to say, "Don't panic, Ed's islamic!"

i also wonder why i am at your window in the bushes.

i also wonder why you dont like starbucks. delicious delicious starbucks.

please reply.

Francesca.

damn this sucks.

the date won't indent!

*slaps computer screen*

Dearest Fran,

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Am I Islamic? Am I really? You'd know... you're in my bushes

and I'm older anyway

when did I say that I don't like Starbucks? FYI, I don't like Starbucks

ugh... I'm tired... "schmoke and a pancake? cigar and a crepe?"

"toight! toight like a tiger" :|

Dearest Ed,

you are not older. :| in your mentality! i am 3, and you are 1, so that gives me some right, right?

i am in your bushes, but i have recently stepped out of them, as your neighbor was about to shit in them.

i wonder why you are wearing those toight pants! i can see them now!

have you watched family guy yet?

have you watched family guy yet?

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I have 'twas FANTASTICLES!!!!

check the Family Guy thread

Welcome to Midnight Q

Dearest Ed,

you are not older. :| in your mentality! i am 3, and you are 1, so that gives me some right, right?

i am in your bushes, but i have recently stepped out of them, as your neighbor was about to shit in them.

i wonder why you are wearing those toight pants! i can see them now!

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Tight pants are yucky! I hope you're not using my neighbour's shat as face paint :| :yuckky:

I havent got any face paint. in fact, i am using the bucket to pour on you when you open your door.

But I got me a slidey door... where's the bucket? *proceeds to walk outside unawares*

er, um, oh, that wasn't you i poured it on

?

then who was it?

*off in the distance, you hear a 97 year old grandpa in a toight gold jumpsuit screaming.*

^ priceless.

Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Fran's Flashercard

*cue the two circles, except now they don't join up and they're both yellow, with little dots in the middle *

^ also priceless.

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hey, who said they were yellow?

i aint no marge simpson!

I like your sig

there's an extra 'c' in the "except"... <_<