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#781

Firstly, (in reference to all your previous discussions) I took it as "our" world - pre-humanity (pre all life?) at the beginning of the film. And that the engineer's death was the catalyst for our existence. Evolution, of a fashion, would still be in check - as we supposedly came from the sea anyway. This sort of fits with all the weird genesises going on later, as you see several different ways to get to the same point (loved that pictorial diagram ). I took the black liquid to be the famed 'primordial ooze' from which all life begins. Is it the same thing he drinks that the worms fall into later? Why he drinks it I don't know - at first I thought he'd been left behind E.T. style, but then I saw Mr. Icon's pictures of the shrouded engineer, and some sort of ritual?

Secondly, why does a biologist (particularly one who has already voiced fears at what they might meet) step closer to what's essentially an overly phallic cobra in attack stance position. You learn at school that when their hoods are spread it's as a threat. HE'S A BIOLOGIST! And, you'd think, a pretty bloody good one to be picked for this expedition. That said, the geologist with the 'maps' got himself lost too - so maybe it was done on the cheap?

Thirdly, yes, Jennka - run sideways! You can trip, sprain your ankle and take a sidestep and avoid the falling spaceship. You can't outrun it in the same direction.

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#782

Thought you might like these? They're famous movies "re-imagined" ( stick with me, it's in a good way this time) as oriental art tableaux.

Guess 'em - not tricky:

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#783

What I've bought since Steam Summer Sales began:

La Noire (Complete Edition/Dlc's), The Binding Of Isaac + Soundtrack, Darksiders, Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare 2, From Dust, Warhammer 40,00: Space Marine Pack (with Dlc's), Borderlands Game Of The Year (Dlc's included), Plants Vs. Zombies, Cthulhu Saves the World & Breath of Death VII Double Pack, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2, Legend of Grimrock, Killing Floor Bundle (all dlc's), Prince of Persia (Complete pack all games+ Dlc's), Fable III (with Dlc's), Ys the oath of Felghana, Assassin's Creed (Deluxe Edition All games + Dlc's)

And there will be more to come

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#784

Look what Edita wore to 'Peru': Her outfit belongs more in the bedroom...(pretty awesome in that context) than the ballroom but I do wonder why her handlers advised her to wear something like this. I don't know what the 'Mate foundation' is...1. The launching of a non-profit organization 2. or cosmetics?

"Launch event of MATE Foundation in Lima, Peru, July 12, 2012"

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#785

I admit, I lol'ed at 1:30

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#786

Yeah, I did. I liked it most on Karlie, though....

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Yeah I saw that. It sure was an interesting and questionable choice. But..

Iza wore something equally.. eyecatching at that event too - did you see that?

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#787

Firstly, (in reference to all your previous discussions) I took it as "our" world - pre-humanity (pre all life?) at the beginning of the film. And that the engineer's death was the catalyst for our existence. Evolution, of a fashion, would still be in check - as we supposedly came from the sea anyway. This sort of fits with all the weird genesises going on later, as you see several different ways to get to the same point (loved that pictorial diagram ). I took the black liquid to be the famed 'primordial ooze' from which all life begins. Is it the same thing he drinks that the worms fall into later? Why he drinks it I don't know - at first I thought he'd been left behind E.T. style, but then I saw Mr. Icon's pictures of the shrouded engineer, and some sort of ritual?

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#788

Yeah, I did. I liked it most on Karlie, though....

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#789

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#790

^

Is that a total piss-take, or is it actually partially serious? I just can't tell anymore

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#791

^Indeed

Did you hear about the whole 'chicken wing' tackle debacle with Judd?

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#792

Firstly, (in reference to all your previous discussions) I took it as "our" world - pre-humanity (pre all life?) at the beginning of the film. And that the engineer's death was the catalyst for our existence. Evolution, of a fashion, would still be in check - as we supposedly came from the sea anyway. This sort of fits with all the weird genesises going on later, as you see several different ways to get to the same point (loved that pictorial diagram ). I took the black liquid to be the famed 'primordial ooze' from which all life begins. Is it the same thing he drinks that the worms fall into later? Why he drinks it I don't know - at first I thought he'd been left behind E.T. style, but then I saw Mr. Icon's pictures of the shrouded engineer, and some sort of ritual?

I figured that scene was supposed to be the creation of humanity in some respect, but that running in parallel with evolution just causes more confusion. Surely their intention was to create beings in their own image.. did they really set down X million years ago to start that process? Did they create all life on Earth X billion years ago? Was it really by design or do they just spread their seed all over the universe in the hope that one of the combinations of circumstances results in us?

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#793

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#794

Guys, expect to see a Dark Knight Rises review sometime tonight or this weekend from yours truly.... This was my only anticipated movie of the year, and I would undoubtedly have much to say

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#795

thread: http://www.bellazon....12/page__st__40

I saw the Dark Knight Rises, here's my immediate thoughts: * (warning, no blatant spoilers but of course, one's inferential abilities may be stimulated. )

- If Batman Begins was a Bildungsroman, The Dark Knight would be a Crime epic, and The Dark Knight Rises would be a disaster film.- as in, a film about an apocalyptic situation. I rewatched the Joker/Dent scenes from TDK, and refreshed myself with a little bit of BB the day before. TDK has a special capacity for instilling a triple sense of horror, uncertainty, and fascination for its entire duration. BB is the best reboot of a superhero and story about a superhero.

Batman Begins- 4/5

The Dark Knight- 4.5/5

The Dark Knight Rises- 3.5/5 whole film, 2.5/5 as a story, 6/5 as an action spectacle

-Now, onto Part 3

-TDKR felt like a movie with 6 hours worth of ideas, but squeezed into 3 hours. So many ministories, and I believe that TDKR was ambitious to an extent that I've never seen before. It was definitely non-conventional in format, and experimental on the part of the director.

The tone was just..considerably different from 1 and 2. I do wonder a bit about how my views will change if I see this film a second time. As of now, I think it tried to do too much in a limited time frame (yes, 2:45 is too little for a movie this big), and the storylines- which were legion and involving nearly a dozen characters, were not individually fleshed out. Quality was sacrificed for quantity.

- This film is 1/4 about Bruce Wayne, 1/4 about the rest of the cast. 1/2 about spectacle and 'disasters'. So it doesn't revolve around the villain like TDK did. I didn't like the format at all. I like films that revolve more around flesh and blood in depth rather than just around spectacles.

- But The 'Man of Steel' 2013 Teaser trailer was attached to it and is inspiring- good things may come out of that. High productive values and imagery. It's narrated by Kevin Costner, who plays Superman's adoptive father. Good teaser, and 'Man of Steel' resembles a bildungsroman like 'Batman Begins'. Henry Cavill is the new superman.

- As far as ratings go, I'll give this a 3.5/5 overall. As a pure story, just a 2.5/5. I'm starting to understand the rotten tomatoes now- it's the weakest 'story' of the trilogy. The narration, the plot turns, the characters just aren't there this time around. But, as an action spectacle- it's a 6/5. There is simply no other film quite like it. Action junkies will see some the best action...ever. It's innovative in this respect. The scale and scope of what you will see in this film are just simply beyond Part 2 or any other film I can think of. It's worth watching as an action spectacle, and preferably in IMAX.

- The film is wall to wall action intermixed with dialogue, and it's very difficult to completely process. It's just so....much. So many characters, so many events going on.

-I liked the first hour a lot more than the second and the third. Anne Hathaway shows a lot of promise as catwoman in the early scenes, and I thought she did well with sub-par material. The second and third hour is where....let me..for comparison's sake, call it "the Institutional imperative' ...went out of control. There are a few good scenes, but it's mixed with too many 'noisy' and muddy ones. I think the short form for this situation is the term 'bloated...' But the sheer quantity of intricate setpieces is such that I have never seen before, and that smaller bit was a fascination of its own.

-My favorite theme in the film, and favorite parts were those that revolved around the theme of Bruce Wayne being physically and psychologically damaged and the life & mores of the Catwoman. If the first 2 hours of the film were about that and about that greatly expanded in depth and length....then this movie would of had great potential.

On towards the more negative.

-Christian Bale's early scenes are solid, but he was given a below average script. There was a sense (I felt it, at least), that Bale didn't put as much effort as he did in Batman Begins and was just going through the motions. He could have done much better, even with the problematic script.

The whole thing with him being a recluse for eight years just wasn't believable. Nor was his transition from recluse to Batman.

Bale's best performance is still in Batman Begins. BB was his movie.

-The narration, themes, and dialogue are weaker this time around. While Part 1 and Part 2 gave plenty for one to talk and think about, Part 3 lacks that sort of emotional resonance. Much of the dialogue, and action are unnecessary. As a story, it fails in my view. It fails for me because I lost belief that these characters were actually real and I lost belief that this 'universe' had some basis in reality. In contrast, Part 1 and Part 2 succeeded in sustaining this semi-reality. And that's the vital point, and what separated Nolan's Batman from the cluster of competing superhero franchises. If the film fails here, it just fails....that's how it is.

Now, towards my opinions of the characters (not really a spoiler, but I'll put a spoiler tag on them anyway:)

-There are too many characters- and many of them are unnecessary. There was too much dispersion of dialogue- There should have been few outside of Bane, Batman & co., Catwoman. If there were to be more characters, they should have been strong characters, not failures. Anne did well in the early scenes, but her irrelevance in hour 2 and 3 were no fault of her own.

- I think that Tom Hardy's Bane, Blake and the Miranda Tate character were failures. Miranda Tate and Blake should not have been in the film, and they were both a waste of movie space. Miranda Tate was just....terrible. Poor line delivery. She should have been deleted. Blake is everywhere in this film, and the fulcrum where much of it turns. But he's a lame character, and another waste of space. The scarecrow was back for a minor role, and his cameo was also totally unnecessary.

-Bane is the most disappointing of all. Tom Hardy's intelligent voice is simply shrouded and distorted underneath the muzzle. But the words that come out of Bane's mouth are not much better. Bane wasn't the scary, super-smart baddie that he was advertised as. Real spoiler:

Sure, he was the 'NCO (Non-commissioned officer) or Sergeant) of the enemy troop, always leading from the front. But where was the strategic genius? The audience deserved to know and to understand Bane the man. Bane should have been complex, but instead he was just another 'fanatic', a nutjob, a slave to his own emotions, a cog in the machine, an unthinking ideologue, not the mastermind on top of the food chain. Bane's backstory sucked, and sucked hugely. Bane's dialogue was cringe-inducing, and lame is a good adjective to describe 'the' Bane!...

And the prologue...My goodness, they re-did Bane's dialogue in the plane scene and it comes off as much worse than the original...you'd have to see it to believe. It doesn't even sound like Hardy's Bane anymore, and Bane's voice reverts back to normal after the prologue! So stick to the prologue I posted earlier on this thread...!

But Indeed, Bane's fighting skills were scary, but he was just another thug with the intellectual depth of a puddle to me. He was a standard-issue movie monster, nothing more.

-Nevertheless, TDKR is worth watching once, I wouldn't want to spend time to seeing the entire 2:45 thing again. I do, however, want to review the better scenes (top 40%) of the film.

The Broker/Dealer scene and the chase, for instance, was outstanding action. I also liked seeing Bruce & Selina together.

So I think I'll pick up a cam rip sometime.....For what's it worth, I had a good time! (including writing this..)

Here's another, more heartfelt thought:

not really a spoiler:

I like the idea of Bruce Wayne falling for Selina Kyle, and finding common ground in spite of their differences. And emerging as better people in the end. I'd have preferred if it was more about that. But this film wasn't about the drama, but rather the action. I also wanted to see a Bruce Wayne struggle, where he puts himself together and 'rises' from the darkness. Repairs himself slowly, through body and mind. This was, of course, in the film, but I didn't like the way it was executed or the actions that were entailed in order for Bruce to 'Rise'!. Also, Bane...I was expected somebody similar to Brando's 'Colonel Kurtz' from the great film- Apocalypse Now. Hardy and Nolan, unfortunately- did not deliver.

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#796

Hey don, can you clean up these avatars for me? When they shrink to avatar size, the resolution gets messy...!

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Much appreciated : )

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#797

^Spoilers within spoilers. Not even our Prometheus discussion had those

Interesting thoughts. I saw the movie on Sunday, and I agree with much of what you said. Ledger's Joker was always going to be a tough act to follow, but there wasn't anything particularly captivating about Bane at all; in his past, present or at the conclusion of his arc. I too felt that a lot of the film was muddy, and I think the lapses of time during the final act were really strange and not very well realised. More focus on less would have definately been an improvement - especially if that meant more Selina.

I actually didn't mind Blake's character so much, although I felt the pull of his story arc to where it ended up to be a bit forced. On this..

Do you know if they've actually queued up a Robin spin-off/sequel, or were they merely opening the door for it you think?

It also struck me more than a few times how much he looks like Heath Ledger, coincidentally. Is it just me?

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#798

Hey don, can you clean up these avatars for me? When they shrink to avatar size, the resolution gets messy...!

Here you go

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#799

Also, awesome picture of the week:

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#800

whow

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