Joe > Average

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#21
ooops

penny just noticed your mod status, joe

FREAKIN EXTRA SWEET!!!

<does celebratory booty dance with extra shake>

<dips down low>

<needs help getting back up>

*helps Penny up and hands her a drink* be careful dear!

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#22

So I awoke to the strange sounds of people shouting nay, cheering, from beneath my window... It was early Saturday - too early for the crowds. At first I believed I was dreaming - but no - the chants, yes chants, were relentless.

"Joe". They appeared to be shouting. "Hooray for Joe".

I drew open my curtains and, sure enough, hundreds of people lined the street:

joestreetyf1.jpg

But who was this 'Joe' they seemed so pleased for. What had he, or perhaps even she, done?

I quickly took care of my ablutions, donned a robe and took to the street in haste...

"You, lad!" I called to a passing urchin. "Yes, you - what is all this commotion - who is Joe?"

The grubby-faced boy came towards me and bowed, as they are wont to do in the presence of a Baron. "No need for all that..." I dismissed his manners - my curiosity had been peeked and I had no other desire than to know what was occurring...

"Why, Mister Baron, Sir - it's a parade for Joe > Average. he's been made a moderator and received his own thread!"

"Has he indeed!" I mused to myself - I threw the child a farthing for his help - "Young Joe, eh? My good friend..." Pleased with such news I took to the streets to join in the festivities.

I found some acquaintances of mine, and we marvelled at the passing band - singing, in joyous voice, of the news:

joebandte8.png

"Celebrate good times, come on

Let's have a celebration..."

Overhead, a plane sent spumes of coloured smoke that wrote the event of in the air - so all could see across the land. We all looked up, and duly applauded. Then, as if that wasn't spectacle enough, parachutists jumped out and descended towards us - their chutes proudly bearing Joe's name:

joeparabv5.jpg

As if in stark contrast, the wonderful organisers of such an event, had managed to counter this with a plethora of hot-air balloons that rose majestically to create a truly breathtaking display:

joeballoonma2.jpg

Then, a great swathe of activity appeared to our right. Apparently HE was here. It speaks so well of such a man - but then we all know his good grace - it is legendary in Bellazonia. Joe > Average was here, and he waved to us all - stopping to take flowers from children and sign countless autographs.

Before me were the girls, the myriad screaming girls. I could hardly hear myself think above such screaming. But Joe, magnanimous as always, stopped to kiss a few of his adoring fans. One girl fainted, and he waited for the paramedics to make sure she was OK before he moved along. A true gentleman...

joefanslt5.jpg

He caught my eye, as I stood proud of my friend from behind these frenzied females. We nodded - no more was needed to be said.

And, thus, the day drew to a close. Luckily I found an ideal spot upon the beach to watch the firework display. We dutifully oohed and aahed in all the appropriate places - and took cheer and warmth that such a man had been recognised. It kept us warm in the cold night's air:

joefirene9.jpg

So, I just wanted to personally thank Joe for such a day. And to remind him of the companionship he has given to me over this year... Cheers to you, sir!

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#23

Congrats, Joe!!

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#24

Great post Baron!

You must have had a wonderful day in BA today

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#25

Congrats hun

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#26

Double congratulations to you, Joe! You totally deserve it!

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#27
So I awoke to the strange sounds of people shouting nay, cheering, from beneath my window... It was early Saturday - too early for the crowds. At first I believed I was dreaming - but no - the chants, yes chants, were relentless.

"Joe". They appeared to be shouting. "Hooray for Joe".

I drew open my curtains and, sure enough, hundreds of people lined the street:

joestreetyf1.jpg

But who was this 'Joe' they seemed so pleased for. What had he, or perhaps even she, done?

I quickly took care of my ablutions, donned a robe and took to the street in haste...

"You, lad!" I called to a passing urchin. "Yes, you - what is all this commotion - who is Joe?"

The grubby-faced boy came towards me and bowed, as they are wont to do in the presence of a Baron. "No need for all that..." I dismissed his manners - my curiosity had been peeked and I had no other desire than to know what was occurring...

"Why, Mister Baron, Sir - it's a parade for Joe > Average. he's been made a moderator and received his own thread!"

"Has he indeed!" I mused to myself - I threw the child a farthing for his help - "Young Joe, eh? My good friend..." Pleased with such news I took to the streets to join in the festivities.

I found some acquaintances of mine, and we marvelled at the passing band - singing, in joyous voice, of the news:

joebandte8.png

"Celebrate good times, come on

Let's have a celebration..."

Overhead, a plane sent spumes of coloured smoke that wrote the event of in the air - so all could see across the land. We all looked up, and duly applauded. Then, as if that wasn't spectacle enough, parachutists jumped out and descended towards us - their chutes proudly bearing Joe's name:

joeparabv5.jpg

As if in stark contrast, the wonderful organisers of such an event, had managed to counter this with a plethora of hot-air balloons that rose majestically to create a truly breathtaking display:

joeballoonma2.jpg

Then, a great swathe of activity appeared to our right. Apparently HE was here. It speaks so well of such a man - but then we all know his good grace - it is legendary in Bellazonia. Joe > Average was here, and he waved to us all - stopping to take flowers from children and sign countless autographs.

Before me were the girls, the myriad screaming girls. I could hardly hear myself think above such screaming. But Joe, magnanimous as always, stopped to kiss a few of his adoring fans. One girl fainted, and he waited for the paramedics to make sure she was OK before he moved along. A true gentleman...

joefanslt5.jpg

He caught my eye, as I stood proud of my friend from behind these frenzied females. We nodded - no more was needed to be said.

And, thus, the day drew to a close. Luckily I found an ideal spot upon the beach to watch the firework display. We dutifully oohed and aahed in all the appropriate places - and took cheer and warmth that such a man had been recognised. It kept us warm in the cold night's air:

joefirene9.jpg

So, I just wanted to personally thank Joe for such a day. And to remind him of the companionship he has given to me over this year... Cheers to you, sir!

superjoe3ga7.gif

baron.....

you're too cool for school

but not as cool as joe..... seeing as its his thread and stuff

OPHELIA!!!!! thanks for helping an old lady... And xtra thanks for the cocktail <gets slight buzz>

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#28

Ire, Layla, Hime, Lady, @lice --------------> !!!

Penny *helps Ophelia help you up* :rofl:

Baron What an elaborate piece , I don't deserve these things .

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#29

Oh yes, this thread is gonna be awesome

Major congrats Joe!

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#30

Aaaaaa, you are mod! You soooo deserved it!

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#31

Congrats on the Mod status and the thread Joe

How's the football coming along? Watching any, or are you sticking to rugby? :|

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#32

Thanks Benro Berno .

Thanks Laffy, who is that in the avatar :| ???

Oh, Dajana , that is amazing , thanks .

Hey, ed . I'm still loving it . Its already caught up to tennis on my list ! Golf, swimming and table tennis will be tough though to catch though ...

I still don't fully understand the rules, and can't contribute much to a discussion , but its a good time anyway .

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#33

umm thats Adriana in Laffy's avi :|

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#34

Yeeeeup, definitely Adriana

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#35

Congratulations on the thread and promotion Joe

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#36

Thanks Destiny .

umm thats Adriana in Laffy's avi :|
Yeeeeup, definitely Adriana

Oh , well...it was a brief clip . It wouldn't be a bad thing if you posted the whole video here , just so I can understand the avatar in context .

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#37
Baron What an elaborate piece , I don't deserve these things .

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^WOO-HOO!!!

And now that you're a moderator it must mean such awards are like official and stuff..?

So, do I get to ask you questions all the time now - and only acknowledge your quick reply several weeks later..?

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#38

Joeeee

Oh Baron, you are indeed a storyteller.. all our children and our children's children will line up at your gate just to hear your wonderful stories! And Penny's great-grandchildren

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#39

:rofl: :rofl: !!!

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#40

My favorite Sports .

The Primary 7

1. Golf So much fun .

2. Swimming So much fun !

3. Decathlon :|

4. Combat

5. Laser Tag !

6. NFL Football

7. Table Tennis !

8. Basketball

9. Rhythmic Gymnastics . So beautiful, graceful and splendid and those girls work so hard .

10. Baseball

Fighting for Position: Tennis, Rugby, Soccer, Hockey, Volleyball

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