The Fellatio Thread

right. I'm not going to walk on eggshells for anyone. I'll say what I want, just as you'll say what you want. I don't have a problem with you. I don't treat you any different either. If you don't want me to say anything, don't provoke me. I'm done with this little scuffle.

Um no, actually you won't be saying whatever you want. See...I ignored your telling her to shut it since I figured you were miffed by her remark that your comment was judgmental. I also ignored the fact that you not so subtly called her immature by referring to her as a kid (not the first time you've done so, mind you). But if you think you can say whatever you want on this board, I'm here to tell you that you can't. I'm sorry but if you continue to insult her directly you're getting slapped with a warning. You may not particularly care but simply put, flaming isn't tolerated, and you agreed to that when you signed up on Bellazon. So please, refrain from further insulting her (or anyone else). Thanks.

I heed you.

only originalsin is allowed to sin around here :jimmy:

for those of you playing along at home,

**Sodomy is a term of religious origin used to characterize certain sexual acts. The term is most commonly used to describe the specific act of anal sex between two males, or between a male and a female. The term "sodomy" also may include non-coital sexual acts such as oral sex and other paraphilia. It is sometimes used to describe human-animal sexual intercourse (a.k.a. bestiality or zoophilia). Sodomy laws forbidding certain types of sex acts have been instituted in some cultures.

The term

lol, I got the definition off dictionary.com, not out of a kentucky dictionary.

I think Ky is part of the bible belt though... pretty sure.

only originalsin is allowed to sin around here :jimmy:

damn skippy :neo2:

of course, KY Jelly helps with sodomy, but nobody assed me, so I'll shut my hole.

hahahaahaha! 12 points. Your full of it today.

hahahaahaha! 12 points. Your full of it today.

is there a pun in there?

if you want there to be...

my butt is a one way street! As for sex with animals, I'll slap you if you do it - think about the animal, it doesn't care about how sexy you are. but I guess if he humps your leg, then it's a different story jk jk

let's focus on the oral aspect of it all..

yeah, animals aren't in it for the pleasure. it's just a genetic instruction. in fact, often it's painful or fatal. and anal can get its own thread (ooo, who's going to be the one to start that one??).

so back to fellating...

oi...that just makes me sick..the animal deal. Anal really doesn't interest me much, however I do love booty...so that's wierd.

Good head is a many splendored thing. I had some the other day... Sometimes I like head instead of sex, just to change it up. I forgot how good she was at it.

what is the best Fellatio position? We've got to change that up too...

Hmmmm, good question. I like to be standing up, and look down at her looking up at me, but laying down is good too. so is sitting....lol. There is no best position...they are all good when it comes to head. Laying down makes everyhting easy access...

I like it when I'm standing up, and they're sitting on the bed to either side.

(yes, I put that into the plural. not that I've had that yet, but I'm open to it!)

umm, I would have to say it's kinky standing up because it's a more classical approach in the porno aspect I guess. Pillows required for the lady. Uh, but lying down, as said previous, provides easy access + I would like that it's more comfortable for the lazy.

(edit:*I meant for the lady not "the lazy")

suuure you did

I'm still laughing .. it's cause I'm tired.. honestly

ah ha ha ha!

time and place?

but no, I'm kidding.