The Fellatio Thread

of course i'm not here for two days and when i come back that thread is on top of the list

this thread just needs a little attention, and it rises to the top

well i think this thread is on the top because some ppl that are full of shit like to talk a lot (and this is not directed at you because somehow, most of what you say i don't doubt actually)

Scraping the bottom of the double entendre barrel?

Good job.

Scraping the bottom of the double entendre barrel?

Good job.

finally someone's onto me

well i think this thread is on the top because some ppl that are full of shit like to talk a lot (and this is not directed at you because somehow, most of what you say i don't doubt actually)

so what we should do is have a massive 18+ convention and sex each other up to insane satiation, and then we can all speak the same sexual language. (ok, now if we can just borrow someone's gold card, we can start booking it)

been there, done that, bad idea...

been there, done that, bad idea...

was that you?? :yuckky:

OMG! :yuckky:

Did I say I was Jim?

If you remember please drink heavily.

What about Jim, ?!.........Anyways, who is bragging so much that it makes people want to come into this thread and say we're faking it. Ok, to be blunt - sure I don't give f*cking bjs everyday... so what, it's more like every other week. Who's to say I'm full of it? I don't care, I know what I do.. so go ahead and laugh in your corner by yourself or with who ever else wants to join you and go think what ever you want.

I'm not lashing out, Taben - I knew you would think I was

... I'm speaking my mind, God knows I have a sex drive.

wow chill out alexa, who said i was talking about you ?

How can all of you even type with all the blowjobs you are getting? I tend to have other stuff than BZ on my mind when I get one.

Those articles are designed for ones in doubt, are you in doubt

I haven't been fellated in almost two weeks. but Friday, my girl is coming back from a trip (and I just had one), so we're going to do a lot of catching up. the kind where I certainly won't be BZing with a free hand, anyway

as a sidenote, I find it extremely impressive when girls want to blow as much or more than I want it done. not like it's a skill or anything, but it's damn handy

I haven't been fellated in almost two weeks. but Friday, my girl is coming back from a trip (and I just had one), so we're going to do a lot of catching up. the kind where I certainly won't be BZing with a free hand, anyway

as a sidenote, I find it extremely impressive when girls want to blow as much or more than I want it done. not like it's a skill or anything, but it's damn handy

Whatdyamean?

I mean, I have a regular sex partner. and I tend to need a sexual outlet at least once a day. and I haven't seen my partner for more than two weeks. but on friday, I will. I think the math is easy

I mean, what do you mean by that last sentence.

I find it extremely impressive when girls want to blow as much or more than I want it done. not like it's a skill or anything, but it's damn handy

oh.

I like bj's, I do. I like them a lot. but I don't prefer them over intercourse, or even kissing sometimes. but 2 of my last 3 girlfriends are way into it. it's just such a cool thing to have a woman ask permission to go for it. it's like the opposite of a porno, where the man shoves a submissive woman's head down onto his johnson. (I'm not into submissive women)

Your girlfriend loves giving bj's more than you like receiving them?

Isn't this the stuff of Dear Penthouse letters?

that's what I mean!! it kind of blows my mind (wow, lots of puns from me today, I must be sleep deprived).

the current one is the first Asian girl I've been with, so I have no idea if there's any kind of trend with Asian girls.

we'll be watching a movie and being a little affectionate, and then she'll get me, uh, all excited ( :wink: ) and say "can I? can I?" and I play it off a little, like "you're going to miss the movie..." and she'll hand me the remote from the coffee table so I can pause it. like I'm going to mind...