32 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

Bellazon's Creed Unity: When the Stormbringer and the SuperG.Girl of BZ unite their war powers, machineguns, cannons, laser beams and come aboard the luuv boat 

Obviously it only happens at the Greek Calends.... and it's always chil-ling!

 

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^ Which reminds me I should catch up with the Assassin's Creed games  

oh, and...

44 minutes ago, Enrico_sw said:

Bellazon's Creed Unity: When the Stormbringer and the SuperG.Girl of BZ unite their war powers, machineguns, cannons, laser beams and come aboard the luuv boat 

Obviously it only happens at the Greek Calends.... and it's always chil-ling!

 

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Old and crazy: Degenerative condition in which the affected suffers an accelerated aging and deterioration of cognitive abilities.

Symptoms include repeating questions previously asked, preferring Magdalena Frackowiak to Vita Sidorkina and the machine gunning of the innocent such as Stormbringer.

@SuperG.Girl is a case of study.

4 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Old and crazy: Degenerative condition in which the affected suffers an accelerated aging and deterioration of cognitive abilities.

Symptoms include repeating questions previously asked, preferring Magdalena Frackowiak to Vita Sidorkina and the machine gunning of the innocent such as Stormbringer.

@SuperG.Girl is a case of study.

 

 

Stop using the terms I've coined 

But anyway you are right ............... I'm getting old and crazy  

8 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

Stop using the terms I've coined 

 

 

 

 

 

But anyway you are right ............... I'm getting old and crazy  

Wine Drinkers: A tribe of primitive peoples who enjoy the drinking of a fermented juice extracted from grapes: an alcoholic beverage they call by the name of wine.

The drinking of wine accentuates the drinker's already barbaric behaviour while clouding their judgement and thus making them prone to machine gunning people in sudden bursts of anger.

In advanced stages they use the wine as a side drink to burnt meat.

They also quickly develop the delusion that their beverage of choice is somehow superior to the Gods-sent and almighty Beer. Clearly a result of the brain poisoning effects of wine.

^ Before you get your usual machinegunning, there are a couple of ladies who want to talk to you about something

19 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

Wine Drinkers: A tribe of primitive peoples who enjoy the drinking of a fermented juice extracted from grapes: an alcoholic beverage they call by the name of wine.

The drinking of wine accentuates the drinker's already barbaric behaviour while clouding their judgment and thus making them prone to machine gunning people in sudden bursts of anger.

In advanced stages they use the wine as a side drink to burnt meat.

 

They also quickly develop the delusion that their beverage of choice is somehow superior to the Gods-sent and almighty Beer. Clearly a result of the brain poisoning effects of wine.

1 hour ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

 

Machine gun me all you want, you still know it's true  

@Prettyphile also knows it's true  

Absolutely unnecessarily and will only lead to further annoyances on both ends.

@Sanni - I would suggest you read your new PM.

Physicists:  Self righteous morons who claim that it's impossible to build a lightsaber. According to these unbelievable guys light can't form a short blade but any kind of light will keep travelling unless an obstacle absorbs or reflect the energy. Further more they claim that a simple kyber crystal is not enough to power on a lightsaber, complex optoelectronics and batteries should be used ....... and as if all that was not enough they also claim that clashing lightsaber blades is impossible .... the beams would just pass straight through each other rendering a duel impossible.  

They lack the mental capacity to understand that THE FORCE can easily overcome these obstacles. They don't even believe that THE FORCE exists ...... instead they believe that matter consists of elementary particles following either the Fermi-Dirac or the Maxwell–Boltzmann statistics and interacting in a manner precisely described by mathematical laws. 

I'll send my apprentice to teach them the lightsaber and the technology behind it  

But before I'll do that .....  I'll deal with the greater evil @Stormbringer  

6 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

But before I'll do that .....  I'll deal with the greater evil @Stormbringer  

What could I've possibly done now??  

Oh... and you're apprentice sends his regards

4 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

 

What could I've possibly done now??  

 

 

Oh... and you're apprentice sends his regards

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

And btw:

The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions : Get yourself or somebody else machinegunned