The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions
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25 minutes ago, frenchkiki said:The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions : Get yourself or somebody else machinegunned
That is @SuperG.Girl's fault
On 1/17/2018 at 9:54 AM, Prettyphile said:@Sanni - I would suggest you read your new PM.
*cough* Ahem, Muffin. *cough* Don't you have two things to read? *cough*
Cat tax:
Stormbringer: BZ specific software routine designed to automate "gun safety" when virtual machine guns are utilized. When firing a machine gun on BZ you should always invoke the "stormbringer" routine to prevent accidental injuries and gun malfunctions. Because "stormbringer" is not a reserved javascript name the "@" trigger should be used to call it. When done correctly it looks like this:
ALL of the above is FALSE 
It is widely known that for safety reasons the software routine you should use is SuperG.Girl, with the "@" element placed before it.
When correctly used, it should look like this:
1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:ALL of the above is FALSE
It is widely known that for safety reasons the software routine you should use is SuperG.Girl, with the "@" element placed before it.
When correctly used, it should look like this:
Just now, SuperG.Girl said:
Oh, the weird hair animé girl is back
Decimals: Those numbers that aren't integers and thus can be written using a fractional component. For example: 8.3 or 7.2536783.
In the BZ context they are particularly useful for giving a more accurate score in competitions and they especially effective in awaking the irrational and barbaric rage of @SuperG.Girl. Wine poisoning effects may play a role on the level of aggressiveness reached.
While decimals are extremely useful, be careful with their use since it can lead to vicious and unjustified machine-gunnings from the subject just mentioned.
1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:Decimals: Those number that aren't integers and thus can be written using a fractional component. For example: 8.3 or 7.2536783.
In the BZ context they are particularly useful for giving a more accurate score in competitions and they especially effective in awaking the irrational and barbaric rage of @SuperG.Girl. Wine poisoning effects may play a role on the level of aggressiveness reached.
While decimals are extremely useful, be careful with their use since it can lead to vicious and unjustified machine-gunnings from the subject just mentioned.
2 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:
Just now, Stormbringer said:
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Just now, SuperG.Girl said:
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Stretching: An unpleasant and painful activity consisting in stretching one's muscles after -sometimes also before - a work out. It is often considered as a "post-workout-torture" and while necessary, most sane people will show a deep dislike towards it.
Still, there's always the anomaly of people who may even like it. But such an activity can only be enjoyed by the likes of @SuperG.Girl, who is a case of study.
2 hours ago, Stormbringer said:Stretching: An unpleasant and painful activity consisting in stretching one's muscles after -sometimes also before - a work out. It is often considered as a "post-workout-torture" and while necessary, most sane people will show a deep dislike towards it.
Still, there's always the anomaly of people who may even like it. But such an activity can only be enjoyed by the likes of @SuperG.Girl, who is a case of study.
Listen to me little girl! ..........you should love stretching. Because if you don't love it you won't train it as hard as needed neither as often as needed. And if you don't train it as hard as needed and as often as needed ..... you'll become a tight inflexible frak who can't speed and who can't jump. Plus your body will become guy like and nobody would want to fuck you! Understood?
3 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:
Listen to me little girl! ..........you should love stretching. Because if you don't love it you won't train it as hard as needed neither as often as needed. And if you don't train it as hard as needed and as often as needed ..... you'll become a tight inflexible frak who can't speed and who can't jump. Plus your body will become guy like and nobody would want to fuck you! Understood?
bigamy: the state of being married to two wives. In the civilized world it's considered an offence and it might trigger a violent reaction. Famous bigamist on bellazon is @Stormbringer who is married with both Maud Welzen and Megan Puleri .......and as not enough he's cheating on them with Emily Ratajkowski 
Shame on you @Stormbringer
3 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:bigamy: the state of being married to two wives. In the civilized world it's considered an offence and it might trigger a violent reaction. Famous bigamist on bellazon is @Stormbringer who is married with both Maud Welzen and Megan Puleri .......and as not enough he's cheating on them with Emily Ratajkowski
Shame on you @Stormbringer
Oh, the lies!!! I don't even like any of those 3
I'm sure it must have been a wine-poisoning induced sort of confusion
Just now, Stormbringer said:
1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:
Two Benders are more than enough to deal with her
traitor: is a person who doesn't vote in celebrity scoop for the right girl (i.e. the girl SuperG.Girl decided is the right girl for the particular round)
the biggest traitor is @Stormbringer of course
9 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:traitor: is a person who doesn't vote in celebrity scoop for the right girl (i.e. the girl SuperG.Girl decided is the right girl for the particular round)
the biggest traitor is @Stormbringer of course